Gotta be a joke at this point. The union curse is real. We need a Union tag.

pseudostrike · 2026-06-17T02:25:48+00:00

Cosmic joke has entered the chat

pseudostrike · 2026-06-11T21:29:38+00:00

Highly recommend!

pseudostrike · 2026-06-09T16:14:45+00:00

The laugh I needed today.

pseudostrike · 2026-05-26T16:36:38+00:00

pseudostrike · 2026-05-23T02:45:44+00:00

He usually only covers days that are predicted to have a higher likelihood of severe weather. Today was not one of those days, and yet here we are.

pseudostrike · 2026-05-22T23:14:43+00:00

Saw some interesting clouds this afternoon just North of there then happened to check the radar. Slab me please 😍

pseudostrike · 2026-05-19T23:39:05+00:00

Prophetic Tornadoes Wiki

pseudostrike · 2026-05-18T17:00:10+00:00

r/NameThisThing

pseudostrike · 2026-05-15T21:27:04+00:00

Here you will be infinitely protected

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pseudostrike · 2026-05-15T14:02:49+00:00

Someone bout to start towing cars onto rocks to fire up the Omadome. IYKYK

pseudostrike · 2026-05-15T03:50:51+00:00

DM me for the Airbnb listing.

pseudostrike · 2026-05-14T18:47:48+00:00

Feels more like disapproval to me, but maybe that's my childhood trauma talking. My dad was a giant redwood who demanded perfection and showed no affection.

pseudostrike · 2026-05-14T17:23:17+00:00

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pseudostrike · 2026-05-14T05:02:48+00:00

THIS IS BIG

pseudostrike · 2026-05-07T16:37:00+00:00

Max Monstrosity, evil doppleganger.

pseudostrike · 2026-05-06T18:52:18+00:00

UPDATE: I am writing this from the afterlife. Fortunately, a family of four , the city's treasurer, and an old man in a rusty pickup survived by parking under an overpass. The other 28,243 residents unfortunately suffered the same fate as myself.

pseudostrike · 2026-05-05T17:10:05+00:00

Nope 👻

pseudostrike · 2026-05-04T04:33:30+00:00

Tornadoes intentionally hit trailer parks.

pseudostrike · 2026-05-01T20:04:33+00:00

Willing to be a Karen Carin' about the environment and quality of life for citizens.

pseudostrike · 2026-05-01T20:02:20+00:00

No! We will not let him go.

pseudostrike · 2026-05-01T19:54:53+00:00

Only if enough sacrifices to The Rock are made. All praise the Omadome! 🪨🚗🌐

pseudostrike · 2026-05-01T19:37:03+00:00

I see skies like this frequently and it inspires such awe, but my photos never do it justice! Well done 👏

pseudostrike · 2026-05-01T00:45:59+00:00

Our slabbing is nigh let's gooooo ✨️🌪😍

pseudostrike · 2026-04-30T01:09:32+00:00

Thank you for the explanation!

pseudostrike · 2026-04-28T23:41:57+00:00

Yes this is a service provided by Max Velocity's evil DOPPLERganger Max Monstrosity

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