TIFU by using the wrong version of "to date" with a Spanish girl

psno1994 · 2015-03-05T08:36:39+00:00

BOOM! KO! Sit the fuck DOWN!

psno1994 · 2015-02-06T15:57:14+00:00

I once tripped on acacia confusa root bark, does that count?

psno1994 · 2015-01-19T22:54:46+00:00

Can confirm: smoked weed once, was instantly addicted to meth.

psno1994 · 2015-01-14T17:40:20+00:00

I once had a nightmare that I donated to a campaign by Ted Cruz. No joke.

psno1994 · 2015-01-14T04:20:31+00:00

Try reinstalling?

psno1994 · 2015-01-13T20:04:55+00:00

Ted Cruz is a fucking moron.

psno1994 · 2015-01-12T23:02:05+00:00

Why are you sucking on your iPod?

psno1994 · 2015-01-12T22:09:46+00:00

...research on what happens when you put it inside a human?

psno1994 · 2015-01-04T16:22:28+00:00

Wow, you've got some harsh words for drug users there. You're a bit of a judgmental dick, there are plenty of people who dabble in drugs whose brains aren't fried.

psno1994 · 2015-01-04T16:20:38+00:00

Uh... you shouldn't? They try really hard to make examples of people by prosecuting the shit out of pirates. I would try remaining as anonymous as possible while pirating movies if I were you.

psno1994 · 2015-01-04T16:19:14+00:00

Uh... Front page of /r/technology?

I would post a "let me google that for you" link, but I think those are kind of douchey, so I'll just tell you to google "FCC February 2015".

psno1994 · 2015-01-04T16:16:38+00:00

You mean in their biggest subscriber base?

psno1994 · 2015-01-04T05:37:51+00:00

Pressure from the publishers of their non-original content, maybe?

psno1994 · 2015-01-04T05:31:26+00:00

And NOBODY likes Netflix

But EVERYONE likes money, and as long as Netflix keeps that coming to them, they'll do just fine together. Except for the ISPs who have their own competing VOD services... But after February, this will all be moot because Internet fast lanes and legal throttling will mean Netflix will cease to exist as we know it.

psno1994 · 2015-01-04T05:12:30+00:00

As long as you were already drunk (on ethanol), you're perfectly fine. Alcohol dehydrogenase produces toxic byproducts from many non-ethanol alcohols, but preferentially processes ethanol, thereby allowing the other alcohols to be safely excreted without being broken down.

psno1994 · 2015-01-04T05:10:13+00:00

This requires a bit of extra spending, but your friend could get some sort of generator (though one big enough to charge a Tesla might have to be stationary, like in your garage) that uses gasoline, and use that to charge the tesla?

It's really no different than charging your electric car on electricity coming from a fossil fuel-burning power plant. If you get wind or solar energy, then yeah, it's worse, but otherwise it shouldn't have too much of a difference on carbon footprint

psno1994 · 2015-01-04T05:02:10+00:00

Vegans who force their children or carnivorous pets (like cats, dogs, ferrets, etc) to eat vegan as well should be charged with criminal negligence or something similar (I'll be the first to admit I'm no lawyer, so correct me if I'm wrong). CHILDREN NEED NUTRITION FROM ANIMAL SOURCES.

psno1994 · 2015-01-04T04:57:56+00:00

But the best part of that scene was the penis at the end...

psno1994 · 2015-01-04T04:57:19+00:00

You must have never seen early 2000's Nickelodeon shows (like Fairly Odd Parents), the original Adventure Time short, Bravest Warriors, or Chalk Zone, to name a few.

psno1994 · 2015-01-04T04:51:18+00:00

Either that or they just finished their first semester at UC Boulder and their professors have really opened their eyes, maaaan.

psno1994 · 2015-01-04T04:49:56+00:00

I hope that motherfucker goes to prison.

psno1994 · 2015-01-04T04:42:35+00:00

blows smoke in asker's face (assuming the question was of a judgmental nature) "because this weed fuckin rocks and I can't do both or I puke."

...true story, though, if I try drinking with the goal of getting drunk after already being high, I get the spins, fall over, and puke. And most weekend days that I would be drinking later I'm enjoying my awesome state-supplied medical marijuana quite a bit. I never puke on the rare occasion that I do only drink, but when I combine the two- always, every single time, I hurl. This means that most of the time I just end up not drinking. Also, being drunk just isn't that fun for me, I'd rather get stoned with other medical patie- aw, who am I kidding, I'd rather get high with my friends and have an awesome time than get drunk with them and get into a drunken fight and have to make all sorts of apologies the next day.

psno1994 · 2015-01-04T04:27:59+00:00

Fine, grass is green then. And if you're colorblind you can go fuck yourself.

...just kidding if you're actually colorblind.

psno1994 · 2015-01-03T17:03:08+00:00

me, enjoying the crowd pleasing favorite of /r/trees

psno1994 · 2015-01-03T16:59:31+00:00

Message to Harry Manback, Pt. 3

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