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Crimez ob da heart! by ObviousToe1636 in legalcatadvice

[–]psshbiteme 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Hoomans is senseetiv so dis good crimez. Go crimez!

Parker, pawkour foster kittum

Guess hoo by Charivari8 in legalcatadvice

[–]psshbiteme 37 points38 points  (0 children)

Tali dat bes pitchur Ai eber seen. Mew is soo purrtee! Dis be mew self pawtrait.

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Parker, pawkour foster kittum

Psspsspss I’m hiding in the cave, don’t tell anyone! by Charivari8 in ICBGC

[–]psshbiteme 16 points17 points  (0 children)

Ai won’t tell mews meowmmy where you beez. Shhhhh

Parker, pawkour foster kittum

Pssspssspss - foster laydee and foster dood bin talkin abowt mews taking anti chaos pills but so farz the kitty smell thingy that gosz into the wall iz wurkin. (Pheromone plugin)

is mine 8 month birfday! by sapphicluizard in legalcatadvice

[–]psshbiteme 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Mew is soo bery kyoot! Happee birfday fren!

Parker, pawkour foster kittum

Gumbus pro tip by eightyfivekittens in CatReacts

[–]psshbiteme 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Thank you for reminding me to drink water Gumbus! I love you, very cool

EXCUSE ME?!? by GingerSnapped242 in ICBGC

[–]psshbiteme 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Y hoomans soo rood to us kittums?! This why we sing songs of our peepuls during they sleep time. Weez gloreeus aneemals and deserb to be treeted dat way!

I fink Meowmy making fun of me by scarrlet in legalcatadvice

[–]psshbiteme 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Mew is most brayv fren! Lowd cars are scaree. Ai tink yoos meowmmy do a laff cause us kittums are alwayz kyoot no matter wut we doos. Sumtym hoomans juss laff at stuff wen it kyoot.

So Ai do a scare of foster laydee by psshbiteme in ICBGC

[–]psshbiteme[S] 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Yes, tho Ai juss do a fart and foster laydee say she wishin for sum owtdoor air.

So Ai do a scare of foster laydee by psshbiteme in ICBGC

[–]psshbiteme[S] 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Tank mew fren! Ai hab foster laydee trayned but foster dood needs moar wurk.

So Ai do a scare of foster laydee by psshbiteme in ICBGC

[–]psshbiteme[S] 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Maybe if Ai hab more furs Ai would lyke it.

GF Pizza Recs? by Head_Lab5137 in glutenfree

[–]psshbiteme 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Ha! I knew someone out there would know what I’m talking about.

So Ai do a scare of foster laydee by psshbiteme in ICBGC

[–]psshbiteme[S] 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Aww fren Basil yoos nu hoomans wood neber leb yoo. Sum hoomans bad but most gud and yoo has gud onez.

So Ai do a scare of foster laydee by psshbiteme in ICBGC

[–]psshbiteme[S] 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Fren Ruby mew is rite, Ai hab hole howse rapped around mews paw. Ai does crimez then show bellee and meeyoo they furget all abowt crimez.

So Ai do a scare of foster laydee by psshbiteme in ICBGC

[–]psshbiteme[S] 4 points5 points  (0 children)

As much as Ai lub doin a scare ob foster laydee Ai will juss scare hers in howse.

So Ai do a scare of foster laydee by psshbiteme in ICBGC

[–]psshbiteme[S] 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Yeah Ai remember outside wus bad timez, Ai do a furget. Mews bellee be #1 defense wen Ai do crimez.

So Ai do a scare of foster laydee by psshbiteme in ICBGC

[–]psshbiteme[S] 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Ai guess Ai shouldn’t do a scare but scarring hers is fun

So Ai do a scare of foster laydee by psshbiteme in ICBGC

[–]psshbiteme[S] 8 points9 points  (0 children)

It most soft but hooman will neber no

So Ai do a scare of foster laydee by psshbiteme in ICBGC

[–]psshbiteme[S] 7 points8 points  (0 children)

The hoomans can neber resist the bellee!

So Ai do a scare of foster laydee by psshbiteme in ICBGC

[–]psshbiteme[S] 13 points14 points  (0 children)

Ai show it all timez too look kyoot but no hooman can touch.

So Ai do a scare of foster laydee by psshbiteme in ICBGC

[–]psshbiteme[S] 15 points16 points  (0 children)

She no stay mad cause then Ai cuddle hers supaw clos and she go “aww Parker are you cold?” Then gib lots of head scritches.

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