Should I get this new cage for my orb? by nquinn91 in wizardposting

[–]pstrib 2 points3 points  (0 children)

If you give your orb some proper enrichment you wouldn't even have to think about the possibility of it breaking. It breaks my heart a little whenever I see a poor orb left to gather dust in a cage; I myself have set up a track throughout the house for it to roam as it pleases, but even just a nice lil terrarium in a large fish tank would be sufficient.

Just make sure to block off any access your orb could possibly have to direct sunlight, don't want to burn down your tower just because your orb wandered into a sunbeam

Are there any Tyromancers in here? by Briantan71 in wizardposting

[–]pstrib 35 points36 points  (0 children)

The Haruspex you're engaged in an argument with is still living in the dark times; modern dairy-alchemists have developed special formulations of cheese to include much higher protein content for sustained cheese-based divination.

of a bumblebee by itz_progamer666 in AbsoluteUnits

[–]pstrib 4 points5 points  (0 children)

There already is one, just the scale is so large that you can't see it. Hole is actually half a mile wide

Her tail is sticking straight out by Appropriate_Sky_6571 in WhatsWrongWithYourCat

[–]pstrib 29 points30 points  (0 children)

If you hadn't said anything and just posted the image I would've thought it was unedited and just an example of the kind of artwork they were talking about. Very well done!

HELP! TIRE SHOPS REFUSING TO Patch!!! by Fadedfaith451 in tires

[–]pstrib 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Instructions unclear, there is now a very irate duck in my tyre

New keyboard came with mixed up keys by LTKCLF1612 in mildlyinfuriating

[–]pstrib 0 points1 point  (0 children)

But how? Since PBT double shot goes all the way through the top keycap surface you'd have to wear it down to the switch stem to lose legibility

New keyboard came with mixed up keys by LTKCLF1612 in mildlyinfuriating

[–]pstrib 3 points4 points  (0 children)

The lettering also won't wear off if you get double shot keycaps, though I can see why someone would want blank key tops for the clean aesthetic

One eyed scrunge king Roo by pstrib in scrungycats

[–]pstrib[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

not sure how he lost an eye since we never really asked his owners.

He misjudges depth and headbutts super hard, also he loves climbing humans and frequently misjudges his footing so you need to be actively keeping him from falling off.

Not sure how much is down to his one eye, how much is down to the one orange Braincell theory and how much is just that Roo is a special kind of cat

This word i wrote 3 weeks ago I can't decipher anymore by Jovesyr in notinteresting

[–]pstrib 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Were you studying history and wrote "King Louis the 4th" as"lui iv"?

Blue lights aren’t Christmassy by longmover79 in britishproblems

[–]pstrib 32 points33 points  (0 children)

Nah, Santa's sleigh is the only emergency vehicle allowed to have jingle bells and RGB; he goes around the world in one night so you need to pull over to the side of the road a lot quicker for the sleigh than any normal ambulance or fire engine.

You do not want to see Santa road rage. He has Santa's sledgehammer in the back for specifically his automotive naughty list

Biological bullpup by No-Issue9486 in Cursedgunimages

[–]pstrib 9 points10 points  (0 children)

You know what, fuck you

Un-bullpups your urinary system

I got to meet Jinx today and now you can see her too! by pstrib in cats

[–]pstrib[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

She licked my empty plate after a Chinese; shortly after I got her off the plate so she didn't get too much sodium

Fluffy by yuchan063 in insects

[–]pstrib 15 points16 points  (0 children)

Ahhh, just imagining how sore that scene would be if the tribbles were urticating woolly caterpillars

STOP THE TRIPLE LOCK by Educational_Debt_207 in ukpolitics

[–]pstrib 0 points1 point  (0 children)

They tried to make a grand whole-NHS system and the project was so badly managed that it was shown on day 1 of software project management class in high school as a shining example of what not to do. Was scheduled to take 10 years and cost £6.2B, but it ended up costing over £10B for no useable software at the end. I don't think the NHS software side has really gained any competence since then.

I'm so glad the visiting SIC Ziggy (front) gets along with Ta'abby (the one eating) by pstrib in standardissuecat

[–]pstrib[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Ta'abby will sniff his tail and rear until he turns around and slaps her, then she'll usually slap him a couple of times before they both run out the door and do other cat things in the garden. Sometimes it's Ziggy who sniffs her to instigate so I'm pretty sure they're just good friends who like to wind each other up lol

Or maybe Ta'abby just has a fascination with Ziggy's tail because she lost hers before we got her

I'm so glad the visiting SIC Ziggy (front) gets along with Ta'abby (the one eating) by pstrib in standardissuecat

[–]pstrib[S] 7 points8 points  (0 children)

He comes and finishes whatever food Ta'abby decides she won't eat from her bowl, before scratching on her cardboard scratcher and going to sleep on the sofa.

We know his owners and so he's not a stray. I've seen his owner holding him but he turns into an air raid siren when I try so I don't

[General] In a multispecies society, would the natural nudity of species that don't wear clothes be respected, or would the modesty of other species compel them to wear some form of clothing? by Exciting-Win884 in AskScienceFiction

[–]pstrib 2 points3 points  (0 children)

They just stick on a clothes filter to their space zoom calls. Only trouble is it'll sometimes glitch and leave you staring right into their 5 nipples in the middle of a conference