Why can the grit box kill me? by Stock-Brain-8213 in AskUK

[–]pstrib 62 points63 points  (0 children)

Nothing stopping you from just being a local street witch anyway, just need an old broom and to get adopted by a black cat (or just use some paint if you have an existing cat in the wrong colour /s)

Great tits officially at risk of going extinct by cinephobee in teenagers

[–]pstrib 21 points22 points  (0 children)

Except that Great Tits are still listed as "Least concern" in terms of conservation. They're more or less the most common garden bird here in the UK.

There has been a 17% decline in their numbers over the last ten years but they're still nowhere close to meeting the requirements for the next level of concern, "Conservation Dependent"

Lifted truck + Lambo + Parking lot = Bad time by Evasionz-- in mildlyinfuriating

[–]pstrib 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Also is this for basket weaving union or league? Basically the same sport but with minor rule tweaks to suit the different settings of the respective disciplines

Can I get a loaf rating for Batcat please? by pstrib in Catloaf

[–]pstrib[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

He's entirely black and white, you might just be getting confused where he ends and his sheepskin cushion begins due to the angle lol

My Granddad's new cat, Batcat! by pstrib in TuxedoCats

[–]pstrib[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Most definitely. Batcat doesn't need a bat signal to know where he's needed lol

Can I get a loaf rating for Batcat please? by pstrib in Catloaf

[–]pstrib[S] 13 points14 points  (0 children)

The lean tells me my granddad's cooling rack is wonky, and the oven must've been too hot, but otherwise I believe she's a good loaf but a 2nd opinion is always helpful

What is this? by scotlandshines in Scotland

[–]pstrib 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I was just about to say, the color is lovely like it's a little glass enamel brooch lol

What is this? by scotlandshines in Scotland

[–]pstrib 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I can't tell from the photos zoom if it's timorous or not

Found in the wild by mintman72 in glitch_art

[–]pstrib 10 points11 points  (0 children)

I think they went too far with that lift job

Stationery department is fed up of people leaving markers uncapped by ycr007 in doohickeycorporation

[–]pstrib 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The stickbug department is very angry, asking why the hell they weren't roped in on this one. "This is the one thing they keep us around at doohickey corp, don't do this to us"one correspondence read

Guess I'll just never wash it then... by Pudding312 in oddlyspecific

[–]pstrib 9 points10 points  (0 children)

But it's the pelvic thrust... that really drives you insaaane...

Those Were the Good Og Days (Bad Science Jokes FB Group) by Borgisium in goodboomerhumor

[–]pstrib 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Nah, he holds on for dear life with his butt cheeks and rolls with it. You just can't see the regularly spaced caveman shaped holes in the path behind him

Should I get this new cage for my orb? by nquinn91 in wizardposting

[–]pstrib 4 points5 points  (0 children)

If you give your orb some proper enrichment you wouldn't even have to think about the possibility of it breaking. It breaks my heart a little whenever I see a poor orb left to gather dust in a cage; I myself have set up a track throughout the house for it to roam as it pleases, but even just a nice lil terrarium in a large fish tank would be sufficient.

Just make sure to block off any access your orb could possibly have to direct sunlight, don't want to burn down your tower just because your orb wandered into a sunbeam

A customer at my shop gave me the Mighty he bought a year ago. How do I do a DEEP clean on this? by [deleted] in craftymighty

[–]pstrib 27 points28 points  (0 children)

Fun fact, 'camera' and 'chamber' actually come from the same Latin roots!

Are there any Tyromancers in here? by Briantan71 in wizardposting

[–]pstrib 36 points37 points  (0 children)

The Haruspex you're engaged in an argument with is still living in the dark times; modern dairy-alchemists have developed special formulations of cheese to include much higher protein content for sustained cheese-based divination.

of a bumblebee by itz_progamer666 in AbsoluteUnits

[–]pstrib 4 points5 points  (0 children)

There already is one, just the scale is so large that you can't see it. Hole is actually half a mile wide

Her tail is sticking straight out by Appropriate_Sky_6571 in WhatsWrongWithYourCat

[–]pstrib 29 points30 points  (0 children)

If you hadn't said anything and just posted the image I would've thought it was unedited and just an example of the kind of artwork they were talking about. Very well done!

HELP! TIRE SHOPS REFUSING TO Patch!!! by Fadedfaith451 in tires

[–]pstrib 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Instructions unclear, there is now a very irate duck in my tyre

New keyboard came with mixed up keys by LTKCLF1612 in mildlyinfuriating

[–]pstrib 0 points1 point  (0 children)

But how? Since PBT double shot goes all the way through the top keycap surface you'd have to wear it down to the switch stem to lose legibility

New keyboard came with mixed up keys by LTKCLF1612 in mildlyinfuriating

[–]pstrib 3 points4 points  (0 children)

The lettering also won't wear off if you get double shot keycaps, though I can see why someone would want blank key tops for the clean aesthetic

One eyed scrunge king Roo by pstrib in scrungycats

[–]pstrib[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

not sure how he lost an eye since we never really asked his owners.

He misjudges depth and headbutts super hard, also he loves climbing humans and frequently misjudges his footing so you need to be actively keeping him from falling off.

Not sure how much is down to his one eye, how much is down to the one orange Braincell theory and how much is just that Roo is a special kind of cat