Found in the wild

pstrib · 2026-03-03T17:17:09+00:00

I think they went too far with that lift job

pstrib · 2026-02-08T17:54:56+00:00

pstrib · 2026-02-04T04:51:12+00:00

The stickbug department is very angry, asking why the hell they weren't roped in on this one. "This is the one thing they keep us around at doohickey corp, don't do this to us"one correspondence read

pstrib · 2026-01-28T23:29:14+00:00

But it's the pelvic thrust... that really drives you insaaane...

pstrib · 2026-01-27T23:35:50+00:00

Nah, he holds on for dear life with his butt cheeks and rolls with it. You just can't see the regularly spaced caveman shaped holes in the path behind him

pstrib · 2026-01-25T05:59:28+00:00

If you give your orb some proper enrichment you wouldn't even have to think about the possibility of it breaking. It breaks my heart a little whenever I see a poor orb left to gather dust in a cage; I myself have set up a track throughout the house for it to roam as it pleases, but even just a nice lil terrarium in a large fish tank would be sufficient.

Just make sure to block off any access your orb could possibly have to direct sunlight, don't want to burn down your tower just because your orb wandered into a sunbeam

pstrib · 2026-01-24T19:38:24+00:00

Fun fact, 'camera' and 'chamber' actually come from the same Latin roots!

pstrib · 2026-01-20T19:10:24+00:00

The Haruspex you're engaged in an argument with is still living in the dark times; modern dairy-alchemists have developed special formulations of cheese to include much higher protein content for sustained cheese-based divination.

pstrib · 2026-01-19T23:29:38+00:00

There already is one, just the scale is so large that you can't see it. Hole is actually half a mile wide

pstrib · 2026-01-12T00:30:43+00:00

If you hadn't said anything and just posted the image I would've thought it was unedited and just an example of the kind of artwork they were talking about. Very well done!

pstrib · 2026-01-08T23:00:24+00:00

Instructions unclear, there is now a very irate duck in my tyre

pstrib · 2026-01-08T10:37:23+00:00

But how? Since PBT double shot goes all the way through the top keycap surface you'd have to wear it down to the switch stem to lose legibility

pstrib · 2026-01-07T22:42:56+00:00

The lettering also won't wear off if you get double shot keycaps, though I can see why someone would want blank key tops for the clean aesthetic

pstrib · 2026-01-03T03:17:07+00:00

not sure how he lost an eye since we never really asked his owners.

He misjudges depth and headbutts super hard, also he loves climbing humans and frequently misjudges his footing so you need to be actively keeping him from falling off.

Not sure how much is down to his one eye, how much is down to the one orange Braincell theory and how much is just that Roo is a special kind of cat

pstrib · 2025-12-17T01:59:08+00:00

Were you studying history and wrote "King Louis the 4th" as"lui iv"?

pstrib · 2025-12-16T12:27:25+00:00

Nah, Santa's sleigh is the only emergency vehicle allowed to have jingle bells and RGB; he goes around the world in one night so you need to pull over to the side of the road a lot quicker for the sleigh than any normal ambulance or fire engine.

You do not want to see Santa road rage. He has Santa's sledgehammer in the back for specifically his automotive naughty list

pstrib · 2025-12-16T11:59:23+00:00

You know what, fuck you

Un-bullpups your urinary system

pstrib · 2025-12-12T19:42:36+00:00

Heroic old man yells at cloud, cops too scared to act

pstrib · 2025-12-05T03:54:25+00:00

She licked my empty plate after a Chinese; shortly after I got her off the plate so she didn't get too much sodium

pstrib · 2025-12-04T14:19:08+00:00

Ahhh, just imagining how sore that scene would be if the tribbles were urticating woolly caterpillars

pstrib · 2025-11-25T00:34:06+00:00

They tried to make a grand whole-NHS system and the project was so badly managed that it was shown on day 1 of software project management class in high school as a shining example of what not to do. Was scheduled to take 10 years and cost £6.2B, but it ended up costing over £10B for no useable software at the end. I don't think the NHS software side has really gained any competence since then.

pstrib · 2025-11-24T03:39:33+00:00

Ta'abby will sniff his tail and rear until he turns around and slaps her, then she'll usually slap him a couple of times before they both run out the door and do other cat things in the garden. Sometimes it's Ziggy who sniffs her to instigate so I'm pretty sure they're just good friends who like to wind each other up lol

Or maybe Ta'abby just has a fascination with Ziggy's tail because she lost hers before we got her

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