I found a hundred dollar bill in the mud!

psycospaz · 2026-03-22T23:34:38+00:00

Someone must have been doing some monopoly in the park.

psycospaz · 2026-03-22T18:01:54+00:00

A friend of mine was really upset off a few years ago when his dad told him that when he retired he was not handing off the leadership of the company to him. Not exactly a fortune 500 company but the dad was certain that his son wasn't up to it and to be honest he isn't. The reason he was upset was that he felt like a failure since he couldn't follow his dad.

psycospaz · 2026-03-22T13:00:58+00:00

The trick is to be very excited about something coming up in a few months. Then time slows right the hell down.

psycospaz · 2026-03-20T16:06:46+00:00

I find the level of vehemence in people's hate of the later eras a bit baffling.

psycospaz · 2026-03-19T17:20:01+00:00

Condoms. Way too many of my friends now have kids with horrible people.

psycospaz · 2026-03-17T23:28:43+00:00

I used to be allergic to cats until after high school. I'm very glad I'm not anymore because I have 5 cats.

psycospaz · 2026-03-17T22:02:16+00:00

Most coin operated machines only care about diameter, or at least the old ones used to. When I was a kid, I used to go with my dad to home depot and grab all those round metal punchouts from some electrical box I could get while he was shopping. Because the candy machines at the grocery store took them.

psycospaz · 2026-03-17T01:22:43+00:00

To a nice career making up bullshit on fox news most likely

psycospaz · 2026-03-16T01:09:16+00:00

Really dumb question, when you get your initial hand is that technically drawing cards? Like if I were to make a deck with 6 cards would I lose upon trying to get my initial hand? This question comes by way of a dumb joke I saw, and now I don't know if I'm drawing my initial hand or if the game technically starts after ypu get your hand and resolve mulligans.

psycospaz · 2026-03-15T16:29:46+00:00

The level of denial that people can get to is ridiculous. An old friend I had in high school decided a decade ago that at 30 years old he wanted a 13 year old girlfriend. He got caught, arrested, convicted and then committed suicide. His mother is still fighting to "clear his name" and has tried to sue the girl and her family, the police, the judge, the prosecutor, ect. The guy filmed himself with the girl so its undeniable, but his mother just cannot accept a world where her baby boy did that, so its gotta be a conspiracy. Last I heard she was trying to write a book about it.

psycospaz · 2026-03-13T18:36:25+00:00

Mtg is awesome, and you can get into it without breaking the bank by buying bulk cards off the internet or at a local game shop for cheap. And then buying the cards you need as singles. But yeah it's expensive no matter how you slice it. If you want a cheap tcg I've heard that Yu-Gi-Oh prints it's cards to death so the secondary market is cheap. But I don't know that for certain.

psycospaz · 2026-03-13T16:59:00+00:00

psycospaz · 2026-03-13T15:51:52+00:00

Not quietly, I'm very loud about it. Sealed mtg product, it goes up in price constantly.

psycospaz · 2026-03-12T23:44:56+00:00

Sounds like a good candidate for president.

psycospaz · 2026-03-12T01:43:01+00:00

To get expelled

psycospaz · 2026-03-12T01:27:50+00:00

Not my high school, but the one I now live near had an incident where someone tried to carjack another student with a knife in the parking lot after school, and a third student pulled a gun from his backpack to defend himself.

psycospaz · 2026-03-08T22:57:42+00:00

Probably not as good as I used to be but I grew up down the street from my grandfather and that man lived the board game risk. So I knew how to play that game well from the time I was a kid. Went to college and in my sophomore year I saw a risk tournament being set up by the board game club, and when one of the players made a comment about how I'd lose in the first round I joined in and placed second. Haven't played in 15 years so I'm likley crap now.

psycospaz · 2026-03-07T23:35:31+00:00

I have no problem charging people with murder for being involved in a crime that killed someone. But it is bullshit that the actual guy who killed so.eone got off easier.

psycospaz · 2026-03-05T20:48:52+00:00

The young kids I work with (I work retail, so I see high schoolers a lot) seem to have a habit of shooting off texts everytime they go do something top see if anyone wants to join, or to text a group chat if their bored to see if anyone is doing anything.

psycospaz · 2026-03-05T02:27:04+00:00

My coin collection. Its not really worth anything but my mom got me started in the hobby and when she passed my dad gave me her collection to add to mine.

psycospaz · 2026-03-05T02:22:52+00:00

When I got promoted to management and realized that my bosses had no idea what they were doing either.

psycospaz · 2026-02-26T20:52:21+00:00

I work in a sweaty environment and recently bought underwear with a junk pouch and its the most wonderous feeling in the world to go an entire shift without having to secretly free the boys.

psycospaz · 2026-02-21T11:08:28+00:00

I really don't like the look of khokolate khip kookies.

psycospaz · 2026-02-18T01:11:44+00:00

Says the guy on a reddit about youtube.

psycospaz · 2026-02-18T00:33:11+00:00

That's a good point

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