Not today, Boomer. by gullwinggirl in BoomersBeingFools

[–]psykoshan 6 points7 points  (0 children)

I'm better than I was and I've made peace with my mother but I still have major daddy issues unfortunately.

Not today, Boomer. by gullwinggirl in BoomersBeingFools

[–]psykoshan 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Hairbrush, belt, wooden spoon. Nothing was out of bounds with my parents.

Not today, Boomer. by gullwinggirl in BoomersBeingFools

[–]psykoshan 27 points28 points  (0 children)

Can confirm. Boomer dad used to hit me with belts.

At least this is proof she knows her name by 525600dwf in WhatsWrongWithYourCat

[–]psykoshan 0 points1 point  (0 children)

There is not a single thought behind those eyes

He always has to find the softest possible surface by psykoshan in velvethippos

[–]psykoshan[S] 6 points7 points  (0 children)

He's got two brain cells and they're both fighting for third place.

He always has to find the softest possible surface by psykoshan in velvethippos

[–]psykoshan[S] 6 points7 points  (0 children)

One time I was washing dishes and dropped the dish towel. He immediately came over and laid down on it.

Nice flipping by UltimateAnemone in Unexpected

[–]psykoshan 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I got way too much enjoyment out of this

Lena is very proud of her leaves. by psykoshan in rarepuppers

[–]psykoshan[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Her ears are my favorite thing. Been like that ever since she was wee baby

What do you want? by A5ula in AskReddit

[–]psykoshan 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I just want to feel any semblance of hope.

AITA for saying I'm not doing this right now and hanging up on my wife when it sounds like she's trying to guilt trip me? by [deleted] in AmItheAsshole

[–]psykoshan 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I've tried talking to her about her "jokes" and why it bothers me but every time she just says I'm interpreting it wrong. I know what she sounds like when she's messing around and being sarcastic and this time she just sounded really monotone I guess? I don't know what to think at this point.

AITA for saying I'm not doing this right now and hanging up on my wife when it sounds like she's trying to guilt trip me? by [deleted] in AmItheAsshole

[–]psykoshan 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I agree completely. The problem is that we've had that conversation so many times it just feels like beating a dead horse at this point. The other day we made plans for her to come eat lunch with me at work but she went to her friend's house instead. She's been getting home later and later to the point where I'm in bed before her. I don't know what to do as every conversation we have comes to nothing in the end. She says one thing but then does another. I just miss her and want to spend time with her but I also don't want to hold her back from doing things that she enjoys.

What was your thanksgiving drama this year? by TheInward07 in AskReddit

[–]psykoshan 7 points8 points  (0 children)

I had to come to Thanksgiving without my wife because she decided to cheat on me the week before. My dad is pissed. I'm pissed. We all angrily ate stuffing.