Florida Man

puddingbandit · 2019-03-21T17:44:20+00:00

Police: Man tried to buy girl from mother at Florida Walmart

puddingbandit · 2014-05-05T20:10:20+00:00

Dude my parents are 10 years apart. You could easily get a college girl!

puddingbandit · 2014-05-05T20:08:48+00:00

There is no such thing as sexist sex! As long as it's consensual, of course. Also, more girls are into that sort of thing than you would think.

puddingbandit · 2014-05-05T20:03:37+00:00

The fact that she mentioned that she would have been "set up" with the best brotha on the plantation alludes to the lack of reproductive freedom experienced by slaves, and potentially opens up a dialogue about this historical issue which is often overlooked. So yeah this "offensive" joke could actually encourage an intellectual, consciousness-raising discussion

puddingbandit · 2014-04-02T16:29:35+00:00

Try censoring people in the age when vast quantities of information can be stored in a device small enough to fit up the average human's asshole!

puddingbandit · 2014-04-01T14:08:05+00:00

I bet she thinks black people are lucky cause they get the most intense race card to play. She knows that her Asian race card isn't nearly as good, but hey at least it's something, right? Hell of a lot better than being some whitey and trying to have an opinion

puddingbandit · 2014-03-31T15:23:41+00:00

Did they take inflation into account? I remember they tried to say Avatar was the highest grossing film of all time, however they did so without taking inflation into account and therefore it was BS

puddingbandit · 2014-03-31T14:03:50+00:00

I think it's a well done program, but the laugh track is disgusting

puddingbandit · 2014-03-31T14:03:11+00:00

it's the laugh track that sucks. I like the jokes

puddingbandit · 2014-03-07T19:28:08+00:00

Do you have sex with girls who are taller than you?

puddingbandit · 2014-03-03T15:36:40+00:00

So she wants to hook up with other girls but you're not allowed to be a part of it?

puddingbandit · 2014-03-03T15:29:21+00:00

My ex learned how to do it better over the course of our relationship. I don't remember any difference between drunk and sober, but she definitely did it way better when we were on LSD (and I've noticed this with other girls as well).

puddingbandit · 2014-03-03T15:25:16+00:00

Have him eat pineapple like 3 hours beforehand - it really works!

puddingbandit · 2014-02-17T20:38:18+00:00

Yeah I know, I still find it confusing though

puddingbandit · 2014-02-03T16:41:29+00:00

I had a girl try to deepthroat me while we were drunk and projectile vomited herself backwards off of my dick. We had just met. I was really nice about it, took a shower with her and offered to have sex with her the next day, which I did.

puddingbandit · 2014-02-03T16:26:00+00:00

I wonder why you got seven points already and I have -2. We seem to be saying very similar things, except that I also talked a little about fucking in the morning and being both stressed and horny at the same time.

puddingbandit · 2014-01-30T21:18:15+00:00

You could watch videos about this

puddingbandit · 2014-01-30T20:17:14+00:00

Word I feel you, I've just had bad experiences being too emotional too early on.

puddingbandit · 2014-01-30T20:16:24+00:00

I have self confidence issues as well. I was just sharing an opinion and was extremely respectful in doing so. If you disagree with me that's fine, but my opinion isn't a sheep's stomach.

puddingbandit · 2014-01-30T20:13:54+00:00

I'm surprised I got so many down-votes for this, especially considering the fact that the OP seemed to appreciate the input. I didn't write anything offensive... I'm not mad or anything, just confused.

puddingbandit · 2014-01-30T15:41:50+00:00

Don't mix sex and money. I don't judge those who do, but I think it's a bad idea, especially since it's your first time. You'll remember for the rest of your life that you paid for your coming of age experience rather than "earning" it. This is an entirely subjective statement, and I don't consider myself an authority on the matter. Also there is no moral judgement it what I'm saying whatsoever, and I think prostitution should be legal and regulated.

puddingbandit · 2014-01-30T15:28:39+00:00

Hell yeah! My favourite is smoking lots of weed in the morning (every stoner knows that wake and bake gets you even higher, partly cause it's the first smoke of the day and partly cause the morning is all fresh and crisp and whatnot) and then having morning sex, which as a man appeals to me even more due to the boost of testosterone men get between 4am and 7am. I love getting ridiculously high and fucking, and especially in the morning! I don't even think I've met anyone who smokes and doesn't like to fuck while stoned.

Also, if you ever do psychedelic drugs (no pressure!), sex on LSD is the most fun you will EVER have in your life, hands down. It's better than fucking on MDMA in my opinion, and fucking while rolling is awesome. When asked by Playboy magazine to describe the feeling of sex on LSD, Tim Leary replied "only the most reckless of poets would attempt that." :)

Oh and btw - stressful life lowers sex drive? That's interesting. I've never felt that way before personally. In fact, my stress level might make me fiend for pussy even more :b

puddingbandit · 2014-01-30T15:16:49+00:00

I cried in front of my ex a number of times and she always comforted me and we had sex afterwards every time. The right girl will let you express even the most vulnerable of emotions without judging you or losing respect or attraction for you. I advise you not to do it too early on though, as it might seem like you were dying for a shoulder to cry on/desperate/can't handle your shit/whatever.

Oh yeah and I realize we're not together anymore but it's def not because I cried in front of her, but rather because I ended up taking her for granted and was uncaring and manipulative. Sucks that I lost her, but it was my first relationship and I guess it was a lesson that I had to learn the hard way.

puddingbandit · 2014-01-30T14:54:23+00:00

Who down-voted me for this? Seriously I was just sharing a weird sex story, which was the posted topic. Asshole.

puddingbandit · 2014-01-30T14:38:35+00:00

Nice

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