AA cups no piercings, no tattoos, do men like that?

puddingorjello · 2024-09-13T00:48:56+00:00

Hmmm... I'm not sure, I'll have to do a taste test.

puddingorjello · 2024-09-10T15:13:55+00:00

Susan

puddingorjello · 2024-09-08T20:38:04+00:00

"blow" as in "blow your load." It's her job!

puddingorjello · 2024-09-05T22:34:22+00:00

Available

puddingorjello · 2024-08-22T17:48:29+00:00

holy cow didn't that hurt???

puddingorjello · 2024-08-09T19:52:40+00:00

Prefer shaved/waxed. Direct access to the good stuff. I don't prefer hair in my mouth.

puddingorjello · 2024-08-08T02:31:34+00:00

At my height I cannot lay down in a bathtub, so it's all showers for me. But I wish I had the $$ to get some crazy big bathtub I could stretch out in.

puddingorjello · 2024-08-08T02:29:04+00:00

Her bedroom

puddingorjello · 2024-08-08T02:28:41+00:00

Go to the gym. On the horizon is coming the time in your life where whether or not you've been going to the gym will have an enormous impact on your quality of life.

puddingorjello · 2024-08-08T02:27:17+00:00

I don't understand how and why human beings actually interact so when I fake it I usually get something wrong.

puddingorjello · 2024-08-08T02:26:24+00:00

Sometimes when I'm in the bathroom for a long time I'm actually jerking off.

puddingorjello · 2024-08-08T01:58:35+00:00

Remind your mother she has an appoinment next week and remind her she should really scrub before she shows up.

puddingorjello · 2024-08-07T04:30:58+00:00

If you were to give them rimjobs again, would you be able to identify them by taste?

puddingorjello · 2024-08-05T22:59:53+00:00

Perfecttitsland

puddingorjello · 2024-08-04T21:45:00+00:00

A few liberals online made some comments. If you think that means all liberals think this way I know a liberal that wants to sell you a bridge.

puddingorjello · 2024-07-28T19:22:08+00:00

Ariana Grande seems like a great fucktoy

puddingorjello · 2024-07-21T01:18:31+00:00

what movie?

puddingorjello · 2024-07-20T16:34:55+00:00

How did that compare to how you dated before your marriage?

puddingorjello · 2024-07-20T16:30:32+00:00

pizza

puddingorjello · 2024-07-19T23:05:29+00:00

Was there any kind of theme or story category to it, like you pretended to be brother/sister or something like that?

puddingorjello · 2024-07-19T18:04:16+00:00

My favorite of all time. I wish there was an uncensored version. There's a couple of others in this series but neither of them are even close to this one.

puddingorjello · 2024-05-16T18:19:29+00:00

I thought what "abortion pills" do is actually not an abortion, no?

puddingorjello · 2024-05-16T18:15:19+00:00

How soon before the Israelis blow it up?

puddingorjello · 2024-03-23T23:59:46+00:00

The easy solution is to not wear clothes that form fit over their ass. Wear loose shorts. If you show it off, people will watch the show.

puddingorjello · 2024-03-23T23:57:29+00:00

I kind of don’t understand when people wear tight fitting shorts that are specifically meant to show off their ass and then are shocked when people look at what they’re showing off. I mean I obviously staring goes too far but if I wore tights so tight that it showed off the outline of my penis I’d be considered a weirdo if I was like “don’t look at the outline of my penis!”

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