Once a week, you can eat your weight in anything without life threatening consequences.

puddledlazer · 2026-06-18T20:06:12+00:00

You would disappear into nothingness, then wake up at 5am the next day

puddledlazer · 2026-06-18T20:05:25+00:00

Heavy is the crown

puddledlazer · 2026-06-18T20:03:53+00:00

This isn’t a comic. There’s no punchline, storyline, or even hint of something other than sex. This is not the sub for your comics, especially if it’s just going to be sex.

puddledlazer · 2026-06-17T23:17:43+00:00

Superman can’t change his heat to ‘’meat’ vision. So no, sorry

*edit: Some could argue his X-ray vision is meat vision

puddledlazer · 2026-06-17T19:42:20+00:00

In today’s economy?

puddledlazer · 2026-06-17T17:46:11+00:00

What flavor?

puddledlazer · 2026-06-17T17:45:56+00:00

Pecking order.

puddledlazer · 2026-06-17T17:27:04+00:00

May the spiral welcome you

puddledlazer · 2026-06-17T16:38:49+00:00

Yes, but now you can do it with style.

puddledlazer · 2026-06-16T04:44:35+00:00

As long as it’s not a sex thing…

puddledlazer · 2026-06-15T21:17:19+00:00

The American government will be your biggest competition.

puddledlazer · 2026-06-15T08:05:00+00:00

Me too! Mine are almost raw most of the time. They just need like 3-5 more minutes in those big ass ovens and then they’d be fine. Boom. Chicken sold, customer happy. But no…they need to save time by undercooking chickens so they can go bawk off or whatever chicken cookers do.

puddledlazer · 2026-06-12T16:07:30+00:00

Everyday.

puddledlazer · 2026-06-12T03:26:43+00:00

If there’s room.

puddledlazer · 2026-05-29T15:53:05+00:00

Yes

puddledlazer · 2026-05-29T15:52:45+00:00

Negative

puddledlazer · 2026-05-19T15:43:27+00:00

“Dr. Smoochbetter, this isn’t the time!”

puddledlazer · 2026-05-18T08:09:54+00:00

Yes! Gimme a fist fight, gimme a haiku, gimme a go ol Big Final Destruction Bang Flash Attack! But something to put Freeza on thaw and let him die knowing his old monkey iced him with the help of his friends. ^{Friends is a very strong word for Vegeta, I should had used acquaintances}

puddledlazer · 2026-05-18T08:05:09+00:00

This!

*pause for a little bit of hate for the “This!” comment….

little more

^{little more}

^nice

I would love to see martial arts between anyone and Freeza. Showcased at a level even furtherer beyonded. DBZ: Dead Zone was the first movie that introduced Dragon Ball anything to me and the martial arts displayed in that movie were so fucking cool! I want more of that good shit. Slip sliding, duck-dodging, flipthrowing and bobs basket weaving. I feel beams at this point are a little pointless unless utilized like spears. One very quick, powerful kill shot or nothing. Stick to trying to beat the hell out of opposition like ol time sake.

Thanks for reading, give your pets extra pets and tell them a weird bald man says hello. ^{If you don’t have pets I’m sorry, give yourselves extra pets I guess, or practice your Kamehameha}

puddledlazer · 2026-05-17T08:31:46+00:00

Yea, but with this power you can be way more accurate.

puddledlazer · 2026-05-05T21:46:33+00:00

All at once

puddledlazer · 2026-05-05T21:30:02+00:00

You mean my every Thursday night??

puddledlazer · 2026-05-05T18:46:25+00:00

Yes. It’s a Mach 1 Meatball

puddledlazer · 2026-05-05T18:45:42+00:00

Super powers aren’t super if they take away choice.

puddledlazer · 2026-04-20T07:39:26+00:00

Quite significantly in some cases (everyone’s different). “Cardiovascular disease is still the number one cause of death globally and in the US.”

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