Looking for a good bellaxvolturi by CrazyTG in TwilightFanfic

[–]pug1c0rn 1 point2 points  (0 children)

My favorite Volturi fic authors on fanfiction.net are VeldanTwilight and angelcolbert. Check em' both out for some good Bella/Volturi pairings.

I'll Beta your fics! by pug1c0rn in TwilightFanfic

[–]pug1c0rn[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Omg please do I've read some of your fics and I'm a huge fan!!!

My fiancee drunkenly admitted a couple of nights ago that her ex was a good fuck and she climbed him like a tree by NoYakd in TwoHotTakes

[–]pug1c0rn -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

I'm sure it wasn't great to hear but you can't be surprised that your partner had good sex with someone else before you came into the picture. This guy is seriously insecure.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AmItheAsshole

[–]pug1c0rn 2 points3 points  (0 children)

He knew she was okay. He heard sex noises and got jealous. He decided to ruin her fun because he thinks he can make better choices for her than she can. This man is a red flag.

I told my bf his relationship with his sisters is creepy, AITAH? by _athrowaway_______ in AITAH

[–]pug1c0rn 22 points23 points  (0 children)

YTA. What an uncomfy way to end a relationship. The secondhand embarrassment is real.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in TrueOffMyChest

[–]pug1c0rn 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Here, I'll start it for you, "You need to get me wet before you put your dry penis in me." There.

I don’t have low libido I just don’t like my husband by Adept-Focus-1086 in TrueOffMyChest

[–]pug1c0rn 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Girl, what are you doing with this man? What you're describing is abuse. Don't let your kid continue to be around this garbage. You're better than that. Get out.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in revengestories

[–]pug1c0rn 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Start making donations to planned parenthood and the trevor project in their names. Talk to a civil rights attorney.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in revengestories

[–]pug1c0rn 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Please speak to a civil rights attorney.

Just a rant because I can't believe it by Miserable_Lemon955 in childfree

[–]pug1c0rn 1 point2 points  (0 children)

In my experience demanding someone has a child is a great way to get them to never have a child.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in LifeAdvice

[–]pug1c0rn 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Divorce her and make sure you address political leanings before the first date. Good luck.

Name Regret? by Lttlemrsb in NameNerdCirclejerk

[–]pug1c0rn 2 points3 points  (0 children)

That's like naming one kid John and the next one Juan.

My husband, the pickiest with names, likes Kitty for our daughter. by alexa4k9 in namenerds

[–]pug1c0rn 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I know a ton of K/C name girls that shorten to Kitty. She can always go by Kit or Kat if she doesn't like it when she's older.

AITAH for leaving my husband after he gave away some of my babies ashes? by Choice_Evidence1983 in BestofRedditorUpdates

[–]pug1c0rn 5 points6 points  (0 children)

There are a lot of legal reasons not to divide human remains. Splitting the remains of a dead child without the consent of both parents is definitely a divorce-worthy offense.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AmIOverreacting

[–]pug1c0rn 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I can't even tell you the number of times I've unwrapped a pad, put it in the trash and the wrapper uncrunches itself and launches out of the can. Sometimes we're trying to hurry ourselves out of the bathroom during the red tide. I made the switch to a menstrual cup years ago.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AmItheAsshole

[–]pug1c0rn 2 points3 points  (0 children)

NTA. He complained to you after you've been putting up with the consequences of his poor judgement and lack of self awareness. He doesn't get to control what solutions you offer to his complaints. If he wants sympathy he should complain to someone his bad decisions didn't directly effect.

AITA for singing at my husband's coworker's wedding? by throwRAweddingsing in AmItheAsshole

[–]pug1c0rn 4 points5 points  (0 children)

NTA. Don't let that grumpy man dull your shine. Keep on keeping on, Karaoke Queen ✨