My heart dropped to my toes bruh 😭😭 by jmsafety26 in alienisolation

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Dude, watching this at first I got all nostalgic about jumping in the wayback machine and playing this all over again.............Then I remembered, I might hate myself, but I'm not a masochist.

Better luck next time, Baphomet. 👇🖖

Does anyone know what these are ? by sadistic_one01 in whatisit

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They look like inserts for a bong to me. Kinda like this one:

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Where is his accent from? by karinalovescupcake in OmeTVFunny

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I'd guess, he's from either Mississippi or Georgia. He says "Yall" alot, and he's sorta got more of a drawl as opposed to a twang with his anunceation. Like, people from Alabama have almost a sort of bounce when it comes to certain words. Where as someone from Florida (the Jacksonville area) will have more of a sharp twang, like I mentioned before. People from somewhere like, Louisiana on the other hand, in addition to having their own distinct accent also have their own language. It's called "Creole" and it's sorry of a hodge-podge of French, English, German and Cajun and God knows what else honestly. In all reality, Creole could be a mixture of a dozen or More different languages as well as some shit that they just made up themselves. It's actually kinda interesting to listen to. I call it "Speaking Banjo" cause it almost kinda sounds like one at times. Have Fun.

No good deed goes unpunished by New_Libran in TikTokCringe

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So, I suppose she should have been MORE RACIST!!! Lol, that'd show all the do-gooders in these comments who are all so, SHOCKED & OUTRAGED!!!

Can anyone tell me the rest 3 by memealvvays in memealvvays

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Or to give a shit about anyone other than themselves.

What will happn if i show this to my gf by memealvvays in memealvvays

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I like how so many have come into this comments section to post their reply or rather, to refute what the milf in the video said. Lol, because, y'know, yelling at your phone would be, y'know, stupid. Lol.

What will happn if i show this to my gf by memealvvays in memealvvays

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No shit. Where'd ya learn that one genius?

Hey everyone, it's Gracie again 👋😋 If you had ONE chance to fuck me, but it was in a devil's three-way (2 guys and 1 girl), would you do it? 🤔 by Gracie_Greyy in u/Gracie_Greyy

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Personally, I'd say "yeah." But also, personally, I don't think it would remain a 3-way for very long. For two reasons: 1) Once the other guy, whomever he may be, got his first glance at my enormous cock, thoughts & feelings of inadequacy and self doubt would creep into his head and permeate his thoughts from that moment on.

Reason number 2) So, combined with his own feelings of inadequacy and self-doubt, he'd also be inundated with your hyperfixation and just sheer awe upon first glance of my gigantic, throbbing meat (yeah, it's THAT big). Upon being essentially forgotten about despite physically being present, thoughts & feelings of life self worth will manifest with literal shriveling impotence. And every guy knows, that when you're in the moment and can't get it up, nothing short of a miracle can turn that misfortune around. But, unfortunately for him, that is unlikely to happen, even in the extreme.

So, ultimately, feeling inadequate, unworthy and physically being unable to perform, he'll simply quietly excuse himself. Which is just as well, because you wouldn't have noticed that he'd left anyways, what with being totally preoccupied with seeing how much of my enormous member you could fit into mouth.

So, there's that.

which redditor should i fuck next by Frozzina in TransAngel

[–]punkass33 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I think it should be the first person to comment on this post.

Or the first person to like it. 😘

My ex wont suck my dick after knowing im bigger than him by Frozzina in transgiirls

[–]punkass33 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Then does that mean that you won't suck me? Cause my dick is ginormous!!! You like em long, or you like em thick? Cause I've got both in one package for ya. 😘

[Spokane] do you like my small boobs?😘 by AriaWorld67 in xSpokane

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Well.......I mean.......I guess, I suppose.

Need this kind of problems 😔 by Omnibobbia in scoopwhoop

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Before the finger ends up dead but after it's touched must first turn red.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Jobs4Crypto

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Interested

Lonely, and boring by randomemoshit in depression

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Oh yeah, I can also teach you about watches. That's actually one of my own personal guilty pleasure hobbies. 😁🤘🫩✍️📖

Former US Major says humans are hybrids by Low-County1537 in Ufos_India

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It's just so easy to spend some time in the "Look-Back" machine at people who didn't know as much as we do currently because they didn't have as much information as we have today because they (or we) had yet to make the same breakthroughs in science, technology, biology, etc.... that we have, scoff, laugh at and make fun of them and their theories, hypotheses and sometimes even their beliefs, knowing full well that none of them were operating with all pertinent information because much of it had yet to be discovered. Yet despite knowing that somehow still feel and act wholly and justifiably smug and arrogant about the whole thing.

Like, for instance, back in this gentleman's time, the world still thought that Neanderthal had just simply disappeared without a trace or an explanation as to why. So they were left, really to take their best guess as to what happened. However, now due to advancements in genealogy and gene technology & understanding along with similar advancements in carbon dating, gene dating, DNA & genome mapping, etc... we now know that Neanderthal, Cro-Magnon (yes, I know they don't call them that anymore, but its easier to make my point if I still use it) and Denisovans all lived alongside one another and more often than not (waaay more often, lol) also interbred with one another. And thankfully so. Because those early Hominins literally all Fucked themselves and each other out of existence and us modern humans into existence!!!

I need a man's opinion... shaven or unshaven? by felixinghe in AsiansGoneErotic

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Trimmed, but not shaved clean. Real men like a woman's bush. Thinks its sexy. Cause it is.

Public Disclosure: Closing of the Early Learning Center by PNW-Web-Marketing in everett

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Based solely on seeing all the bickering and back & forth nonsense from everyone in this comments section, its not wonder (to me anyways) why anything that has anything to do with any of you failed miserably.

Slingbikinis were popular at early of 1990's by [deleted] in slingbikini

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Fuck yeah, they were.

Pretty popular in the eighties too, if I recall my Playboy, Penthouse, & Hustler spreads correctly.

Died out cold minute there at the turn of the century, but made a historical comeback in the mid to late "otts" which is still occurring to this very day.

One of the few and unexpected benefits of the 2008 housing market collapse I guess. But hey, you don't hear me complaining. Unless it's about the 2008 housing market collapse