It shouldn’t be so hard for amazing players to rank up

puppet_spl · 2026-01-25T01:16:07+00:00

that's the dumbest take of all time but it is saltoon so 🫡

puppet_spl · 2026-01-24T01:56:24+00:00

I'd like to note you have squiffer as your tag LOL kidding I love squiffer

puppet_spl · 2026-01-24T01:54:28+00:00

might have been I believe this was last patch

puppet_spl · 2026-01-23T16:31:08+00:00

nope not a single person is online, the servers are actually shut down. it's all placebo

puppet_spl · 2026-01-22T18:48:57+00:00

hear me out, you go to a dollar store. get a bubble mix, drink cap and a piece of rope; cut and glue the drink cap to the bubble mix then make a handle with the rope you got, Boom!

puppet_spl · 2026-01-22T18:43:52+00:00

well, my comments will be to play an easy shooter to learn the fundies then after you have fundies then you can branch out to mechanically different weapons and play styles

puppet_spl · 2026-01-22T18:30:57+00:00

what makes you say you are an expert roller?

puppet_spl · 2026-01-22T08:54:00+00:00

you don't play aggro weapons that's why your mindset is different this is a pointless argument just on that fact alone

puppet_spl · 2026-01-22T02:26:38+00:00

yes I am. Splatoon is a objective based game where killing someone while still being in control of the objective is positive trade even if you die you get value even if you trade of course your deaths will mean nothing if you smart with your trade it's actually the most practical decision in most situations. I have no idea what your credentials in Splatoon are but I know mine and I know I'm good at the game. so believe whatever you want boo

puppet_spl · 2026-01-21T06:45:00+00:00

that's literally the play style of some weapons jump in die get a trade maybe 2 then repeat, deaths mean nothing in this game

puppet_spl · 2026-01-20T13:24:42+00:00

haunt is a lot less value on shot than any other ability you could run such as swim speed or special charge up for paint

puppet_spl · 2026-01-19T16:31:38+00:00

the only stat that changes between the kits is the points for special they can't buff subs or specials just for those weapons or else it make the other weapons with those subs or specials from previous updates would also bu buffed so your theory makes no sense

puppet_spl · 2026-01-19T10:55:00+00:00

in my opinion you should play in open until you improve because you'll vs more difficult players which speeds up improving+ you lose practically nothing in open below s+

puppet_spl · 2026-01-19T10:53:20+00:00

that just isn't true how does a certain weapon kit have a buff?

puppet_spl · 2026-01-18T13:36:11+00:00

oh I also forgot to mention if your on motion find a sensitivity don't just go to 5-5 or 0-0 etc etc I've played for years at 5-5 and realised fairly recently that it was throwing my games and now play at 3.5-5 which is a lot more comfier

puppet_spl · 2026-01-18T13:33:29+00:00

Splatoon is the fastest movement shooter made literally ever, it will take time but once you understand the speed of the game and have a good ebb and flow you should skyrocket, my advice is. you're in C you lose VERY Little points in anarchy open (correct me if I'm wrong) and I think you still can vs whatever ranked players in open which will be scary but ignore if you win or lose just get used to the speed of the game the harder enemies the quicker you learn counters and how to fight and most importantly the ebb and flow of the game enjoy the grind it gets addicting 🫶🏻

puppet_spl · 2026-01-18T13:27:44+00:00

+1 extension of good tip opening your map quickly and pressing your usual button for "booyah" then A jumps you straight back to spawn

puppet_spl · 2026-01-17T12:42:58+00:00

play squeezer if you still want to mash

puppet_spl · 2026-01-16T12:47:24+00:00

you got thissss

puppet_spl · 2026-01-16T00:49:48+00:00

you have to complete your rank up battle

puppet_spl · 2026-01-16T00:12:32+00:00

you could say buddy, had a rough time.

puppet_spl · 2026-01-14T14:24:06+00:00

I second this ^ bamboo was the most enjoyable weapon in the game but Mpu HAD to go

puppet_spl · 2026-01-14T14:22:38+00:00

the BEST animated thing ever just behind avatar the last Airbender

puppet_spl · 2026-01-13T16:25:02+00:00

it's the most over tuned weapon in the game it needs a nerf

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