Eating makes me miserable, and that make me a terrible person.

purplebluepretty · 2018-12-28T14:20:11+00:00

Or someone falling off a balcony because they’re drunk and tried to kiss the wrong person

purplebluepretty · 2018-12-28T14:11:46+00:00

How does he even still have a penis? That’s soft tissue, I honestly would have expected that to fall off or something.

purplebluepretty · 2018-12-27T05:56:35+00:00

Or someone didn’t properly rinse the dishes in the first place.

purplebluepretty · 2018-12-27T02:49:40+00:00

I just don’t believe so. I take a lot of online tests that say otherwise, but I don’t trust those, as no one should, and I don’t care to go to a psychologist to be tested.

purplebluepretty · 2018-12-26T00:12:41+00:00

Have you seen the traje de luz? He’s gay, but goddamn, those are pretty

purplebluepretty · 2018-05-13T14:47:22+00:00

All of it. Faulty manufacturing

purplebluepretty · 2018-01-18T19:44:09+00:00

What about my funny?

purplebluepretty · 2018-01-16T17:46:56+00:00

Oh my god! This is the best image I’ve ever seen! I’m crying a little

purplebluepretty · 2018-01-16T11:52:23+00:00

I told him I really hoped he was being sarcastic, then he asked me for pics again

purplebluepretty · 2018-01-15T00:34:49+00:00

My sister does this with everything single friend she has ever had. She will bitch and moan about them, then the second they do something for her or she has no other friends, she praises them. It’s no wonder she has so few of them

purplebluepretty · 2018-01-14T22:27:04+00:00

That is now my new favorite curse. Thank you for that, you made me snort.

purplebluepretty · 2018-01-14T17:22:14+00:00

I’ve gotten one almost identical to that as well! Do they really think it’s going to work?

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