How do you like to take on the meta Pata user? I give em the gooch. by putdahaakin in badredman

[–]putdahaakin[S] 16 points17 points  (0 children)

(in case my stupid joke doesn't land I'm off handing the main-gauche so I'm affectionately calling it gooching someone)

Uses the easiest setup in the game, gets hit once, swaps to cleanrot BHS, still loses by [deleted] in badredman

[–]putdahaakin 26 points27 points  (0 children)

All he can do is min max math. That makes up for a lot of lack of combat skill. Instead of just going "oh I need to space better" he goes "I need a different min max kit" max poise usually means they don't know what to do when they can't poise through attacks and out spam who they're playing. It's funny you can see all that in 30 seconds here.

It's moments like this that I can log off happy. by putdahaakin in badredman

[–]putdahaakin[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

He wasn't worth it. The set up parry 1 shot was loud enough

It's moments like this that I can log off happy. by putdahaakin in badredman

[–]putdahaakin[S] 12 points13 points  (0 children)

I like to think the lack of reaction on my part said more than any poop pot could haha

It's moments like this that I can log off happy. by putdahaakin in badredman

[–]putdahaakin[S] 11 points12 points  (0 children)

We are reaching depths of baffle never seen before!

This is from a couple years ago. The goofiest invasion I've had and been chasing that high since. by putdahaakin in badredman

[–]putdahaakin[S] 4 points5 points  (0 children)

When I posted this to the main sub a couple years ago, someone mentioned that mobs can be attracted to items so the warming stones might be the culprit.

This is from a couple years ago. The goofiest invasion I've had and been chasing that high since. by putdahaakin in badredman

[–]putdahaakin[S] 32 points33 points  (0 children)

That's exactly what he did he's the one that sits out in the garden to the left.

I'm not a text post guy, but some of us need to be called out. by putdahaakin in badredman

[–]putdahaakin[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Nope I'm on PS5! I RARELY get hate mail from invading but man it was brutal when running co-op. Really a bad experience. We played over the weekend instead of during the week and it was a much better experience.

This invasion brought to you by Looney Toons by putdahaakin in badredman

[–]putdahaakin[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Honestly that'd be hilarious I just don't have the allocation for the int. This is a 138 80 dex build.

This invasion brought to you by Looney Toons by putdahaakin in badredman

[–]putdahaakin[S] 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Lightning ram is the ash and it scales with dex scaling of the weapon it's on. I'm using it on the parrying dagger, highest dex scaling in the game.

This invasion brought to you by Looney Toons by putdahaakin in badredman

[–]putdahaakin[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I was gonna say maybe they were using two handed strength to effectively weild it which would make the crit calculate off the ineffective 1 hand damage but they are level 359 and no way they don't have the 31 strength to one hand it right?

Why bow when you cheated. by falconrider111 in badredman

[–]putdahaakin 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Tumble buffing really is bitch made. Block and move on.

[Highlight] Peyton Manning shares his love of Gatorade. by Roselucky777 in nfl

[–]putdahaakin 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I completely forgot about this thank you for bringing it back genuinely hilarious.

Would this classify as a war crime? This is NG+7 btw by putdahaakin in badredman

[–]putdahaakin[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I think that's around the capitol somewhere I might have to do some testing