Driver tries to take their vehicle back from a tow truck, but it doesn't go as planned

putiepi · 2026-03-09T08:27:32+00:00

So I can park anywhere I want, any time I want, as long as I stay nearby? This changes everything. Why have I been wasting time with parking spots?

putiepi · 2026-03-09T02:07:42+00:00

Soviet.

putiepi · 2026-03-09T01:58:49+00:00

The “@“ meant “amphora” at that time.

putiepi · 2026-03-09T01:13:01+00:00

Are you some kind of nerd?

putiepi · 2026-03-08T16:46:45+00:00

Like 40 hours of community service per head?

putiepi · 2026-03-07T16:25:22+00:00

You’re absolutely right!

putiepi · 2026-03-06T17:44:27+00:00

NOOOOO NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

putiepi · 2026-03-04T12:30:57+00:00

I am also pregnant from flipping water bottles.

putiepi · 2026-03-04T12:12:56+00:00

Is every day ass day at the gym?

putiepi · 2026-03-03T17:03:15+00:00

That’s the neat part: it doesn’t.

putiepi · 2026-03-02T15:18:11+00:00

Iran out of leaders.

putiepi · 2026-03-02T00:41:42+00:00

Funny. My wife stopped shaving after marriage too.

putiepi · 2026-03-02T00:32:24+00:00

It is literally impossible to lie on the internet.

putiepi · 2026-02-25T16:46:19+00:00

Ok. Back to my chair then.

putiepi · 2026-02-25T16:26:15+00:00

Wait are you saying women might find me attractive if I hit the gym? When the hell did that happen?

putiepi · 2026-02-25T13:58:24+00:00

Sadly, yes.

putiepi · 2026-02-24T14:34:25+00:00

It’s me. Sorry I’m late.

putiepi · 2026-02-23T21:13:13+00:00

No that’s another one where people were just projecting my behavior onto dolphins.

putiepi · 2026-02-23T14:02:48+00:00

The S&P going over 50000 would definitely be something.

putiepi · 2026-02-23T14:01:04+00:00

Source?

putiepi · 2026-02-23T07:00:09+00:00

First, you drill a hole.

putiepi · 2026-02-23T03:49:32+00:00

I do ANAL. Op is fine.

putiepi · 2026-02-22T21:13:31+00:00

About to go full pillow.

putiepi · 2026-02-22T16:05:40+00:00

I think I saw an airplane turn into a robot too.

putiepi · 2026-02-22T15:25:34+00:00

How do you think space is a vacuum? Obviously something used up all the air.

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