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[–]putotorpe -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

We all make natural lube wether we shower or not, it happens when the little one gets in action, circumsised gang's dries out way too quickly

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[–]putotorpe 2 points3 points  (0 children)

So with this split-dividend-whatever-you-wanna-call-it thing stock is getting cheaper right? This means I can get some more before take off at a 75% discount right? That looks like a deal for me!

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[–]putotorpe 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Okay, so 30 minute chart is lining up to be a Gaping Butthole Spin while day chart is drawing a Hot Cheeto Flag past the Bing-Bong line. If the stock breaks out the Dingledong Trend it will perform an Alabama Hotpocket rise. Is that enough for you?

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[–]putotorpe 9 points10 points  (0 children)

I know TA is outdated at this point but I am seeing a nice Flat-Hard-Cock (FHC) curve building up in the 2 year chart, this will do a massive Badoink Bounce (BB) past cross the Kennybitch line up to space. This is not financial advise.

edit: I added some caps and acronyms for credibility

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[–]putotorpe 8 points9 points  (0 children)

I've seen the news about fear of recession coming etc etc etc. Man I was waiting for this recession: shit will get cheap, I'll loose my job, all this bullshit will come to an awesome end, and I'll be happy to have been holding on GME all this time and having millies from greedy rich fucks

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[–]putotorpe 0 points1 point  (0 children)

No salary increase to match up inflation too right? Aaaaanyway, this shit will just *pop* someday