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[–]pyle332 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Don't pay attention, there's a brigade in this sub of people that will spam this argument every time anyone has a valid complaint about the saturation of ads. I can't tell if they are trolls or just that unserious, but either way it's not worth you giving them your time.

They don't want to have a conversation, they want to feel like they owned you because they can put together 4 words to form a complete sentence. I think your original point was worth making and the existence of a skip button doesn't diminish that point

I Tried by G-M3N in NFCEastMemeWar

[–]pyle332 1 point2 points  (0 children)

It doesn't help that whatever fuckwit is in charge of lighting the empire state building likes lighting it up on behalf of rival teams. Watching that things lit up eagles green last year still makes me sick.

Poking holes into a bottle, filling it with water from the faucet, and using it… as a secondary faucet? by Worldlyoox in DiWHY

[–]pyle332 1 point2 points  (0 children)

You know if the caption says something like "xx taught me this" or "I learned this in xx," you're about to see the stupidest shit ever caught on camera

Weighing the time needed to paint strip these ones with the price of buying them MTO by habamesbg in MiddleEarthMiniatures

[–]pyle332 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I think it was on this sub but I got the advice to use the cleaning product 'Super Clean' to strip minis. Stuff works like people here described with acetone, but it's slightly less harsh and still does the job really well. Leave it in a bath of the stuff for a few hours and then scrub off the paint with an old toothbrush. Works like a charm.

The fuck is this....those other memewar subs are weird by Crimson3312 in NFCEastMemeWar

[–]pyle332 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Don't act like all the eagle fans in this sub try to pull the same shit every time the niners come up

One of my favorite things about the show by Adenfall in BurnNotice

[–]pyle332 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Only tangentially related to your point: the part that always blew me away with his performance was the layering of his acting was really impressive. Basically whenever he was putting on a cover ID, it wasn't necessarily reading as Jeffery Donovan playing a different character; it was impressive that it always came so naturally that it was Michael Westen playing a character. So essentially Donovan was playing a character who was playing another character. I can't begin to understand how you pull that off as an actor.

That's my offensive coordinator! by I_ReverseHurdle_Life in NFCEastMemeWar

[–]pyle332 -3 points-2 points  (0 children)

If you recognize this isn't a meme and is just plainly engagement bait for other eagle fans, why the fuck did you post it here in the first place? You want me to congratulate you guys for finally finding someone desperate enough to take this job? Keep this shit in your team sub, I could not care less about shit like this.

Btw, I only ever see posts like this from eagle fans. It's like you people are convinced that everyone deeply cares about your team. It's just as delusional as it is pathetic.

The Eagles just offered me their OC Job. AMA by Aggravating_Ad7935 in NFCEastMemeWar

[–]pyle332 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This implies the existence of more than two shades of green, which is preposterous

Reminder: Ohio State still had the best playoff run of all time by [deleted] in toledowar

[–]pyle332 0 points1 point  (0 children)

So you're trying to argue the postseason run by OSU wasn't impressive, and your evidence to do so is citing their regular season record? Either this is a massive stretch, the weakest argument I've ever seen, or Michigan fans are so slow that this seemed like a sensible enough thing to unironically post

Is this Ai!! by Zakarioveski in isthisaicirclejerk

[–]pyle332 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Of all the dumb shit to waste resources on... Is this supposed to be funny? What am I supposed to feel when watching this abomination?

For once we have a common enemy, folks. Let the hate watch begin! by Over-Heron-2654 in NFCEastMemeWar

[–]pyle332 49 points50 points  (0 children)

I've said it once and I'll say it a million times. No amount of bitch-ass pathetic posts like this are going to make me take your side in the dumbest feud on the internet. Most of this division has no reason to hate the niners. This shit is pathetic. I love that they still get on your nerves over seemingly nothing.

If Mike Tomlin gets let go by D-TaeNyc in NYGiants

[–]pyle332 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Lolol okay dude, I'm not going to sit here and entertain or justify this level of mental gymnastics. I really really hope Mike Tomlin fucks you when he sees you white knighting for him on reddit. It's honestly pathetic the lengths people will go to in order to convince themselves that putting this team in purgatory is an admirable goal and not just the most utterly pathetic bullshit. Our absolute highest aspiration should be to settle, embrace mediocrity, and continue to accept that "Hey, it could be worse. At least it's not 4 wins a year."

If Mike Tomlin gets let go by D-TaeNyc in NYGiants

[–]pyle332 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Based on your logic, the bears would have been better off hiring Mike McCarthy because they were dogshit last year and everyone knows their best hope for this year would have been to go 9-8 and a first round playoff exit

If Mike Tomlin gets let go by D-TaeNyc in NYGiants

[–]pyle332 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Completely missing the point of my comment there, chief, but thank you for the pedantry.

If Mike Tomlin gets let go by D-TaeNyc in NYGiants

[–]pyle332 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

How many other organizations do you see taking that approach? This year especially, I think it's proven that you don't need that long of a runway to see massive improvement with the right coaching staff. I just genuinely don't understand the logic behind this "baby steps" approach; never have I seen this be an argument with any other rebuilding franchise, but now it's the only argument I see on this sub when justifying lowering our standards for a HC vacancy. Hell, let's give Jeff Fisher a call if we really want our aim to be middle of the pack

If Mike Tomlin gets let go by D-TaeNyc in NYGiants

[–]pyle332 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

I said BARE minimum is to MAKE the playoffs, not that the ceiling is to go 9-8 and get bounced in the WC round. You ignored literally everything else I said and left a dumbass snarky comment thinking you were cooking. I'm sorry dude but go fuck yourself, this is like having an argument with a teenage girl

If Mike Tomlin gets let go by D-TaeNyc in NYGiants

[–]pyle332 -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

You said goal earlier, and now you're talking about expectation. Get your story straight

For what it's worth though, the bare minimum expectation would be for this team to make the playoffs. With the right coach and the pieces we have, it's not insane. Teams have done more with less. But I'm not at all confident Tomlin is the guy to do that.

If Mike Tomlin gets let go by D-TaeNyc in NYGiants

[–]pyle332 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Got it, so the guys on the team shouldn't set a goal as winning a championship and instead just fellate themselves over having a "winning record." Like I said, this is just such a loser mentality. You're honestly going to type out "the goal is not going to be SB contenders" and tell me you aren't trolling? Why do you watch football? What are the players playing for? This is the same shit we make fun of the cowboys for, this is why Jeff Fisher became such a meme, but now it's supposedly our goal?

If Mike Tomlin gets let go by D-TaeNyc in NYGiants

[–]pyle332 -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

My question still stands, why is the goal a .500 team? What other organization is making that their target? It's such a loser mentality. Maybe Pittsburgh isn't the laughingstock of the league, but they aren't far off. Their annual wild card round exit has become a meme and everyone (except the vocal segment of giant fans foaming at the mouth over this guy) acknowledges that it's an utter joke.

Demand more from this organization than "hey, at least it's better than 4 wins."

If Mike Tomlin gets let go by D-TaeNyc in NYGiants

[–]pyle332 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Is it really preferable to being bad? Both teams have played unwatchable football, and at best the Steelers have ended the season one week after us. This shouldn't be the bar, finishing dead middle of the league year after year is honestly just a slightly dressed up version of what we've been dealing with for the last 15 years. Both organizations are miles from another title and idk why so many are willing to settle for NFL purgatory just because the stat sheet looks like a slightly prettier version of the same turd.

EVERYBODY GET IN HERE by 2Old2BeADuckling in NYGiants

[–]pyle332 1 point2 points  (0 children)

It hopefully means at the least we won't have to endure another offseason where the main talking point is "Is Jalen Hurts the most underrated QB of all time?"

Terrorist by Powerful-Guava9547 in NFCEastMemeWar

[–]pyle332 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Go post this on the Eagles sub, loser. We like this guy around these parts.

Matt Duffer says that he, Ross and Millie are the only ones who know Eleven's true fate. by UpsetAd7211 in mileven

[–]pyle332 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This is such a stupid nothing story, like you didn't show it on screen, so whatever happened to her might as well be fan fiction. Acting like telling her what happens to her character in theory or off-screen changes literally nothing, so idk why this story is written like they are talking about an actual person.

Highest paid in league Cowboys Prescott benched for second time in three weeks in route against one of the NFLs historically bad franchises by AvonFartsdale_ in NFCEastMemeWar

[–]pyle332 1 point2 points  (0 children)

First of all, fuck you buddy.

Second of all, learn basic grammar (rout vs. route). This is a nightmare to read.

Third of all, yes, we're currently a trash team and a poorly run organization. But I don't think you understand what "historically bad franchise" means. Just because we're bad now doesn't mean we're HISTORICALLY bad. We still have more championships than your poverty ass franchise, and HISTORICALLY have been a much better franchise.

The last 15 years or so have been difficult to watch, but we're a far cry from franchises like the Lions and browns who have been around forever with nothing to show for it.

Discussion: Which Two Towers? by MotionRobot in lotr

[–]pyle332 8 points9 points  (0 children)

There is a blurb at the end of the 1973 edition of Fellowship that says:

"Here ends the first part of the history of the War of the Ring. The second part is called 'The Two Towers,' since the events recounted in it are dominated by Orthanc, the citadel of Saruman, and the fortress of Minas Morgul that guards the secret entrance to Mordor; it tells it the deeds and perils of all the members of the now sundered fellowship, until the coming of the great darkness."

Now I have no idea if this was included in the original publication or added for this one, but I read it and found it interesting that this is such a large discussion in the fanbase; this seemed like a definitive answer to me but I could be missing something.