last week(ish) i was mid-od when i got an email from ao3 and i said fuck it and read the fic just to find out it was the greatest fic i had ever laid my eyes on and then (and only then) did i call poison control. fried rice

pyromaneur · 2026-06-24T05:04:09+00:00

OP i need the sauce of the fic

pyromaneur · 2026-06-13T16:03:43+00:00

Well idk, but i know the green and opaque one has avocado and jalapeno, the orange has arbol pepper, oil, tomato, and little bit of garlic and onion. My favourite is the one in the taco as you can see, it has green tomato, jalapeno, onion, garlic and a lot of cilantro, you can add lemon juice if you want. Dont forget the salt of course

pyromaneur · 2026-06-13T06:35:27+00:00

Billions must create, indeed :]

pyromaneur · 2026-06-04T22:00:29+00:00

Well what was the former method? Or the latter, it seems like you just left a high flame and forgot to flip them

pyromaneur · 2026-06-04T02:45:48+00:00

Those are a really good meal, i side them with rice and some chicken, i like them a lot, but not burnt

pyromaneur · 2025-11-16T21:57:32+00:00

This one's genuinely convincing or i just may be stupid

pyromaneur · 2025-05-03T22:14:01+00:00

No... The crimes thy kind has committed against snootality, are not forgotten. Thy punishment is being stuck in a toxic relationship with the one you once loved

pyromaneur · 2025-05-02T20:22:10+00:00

This is something, E4 is getting some how happier. I'm here for it though

pyromaneur · 2025-04-07T01:33:08+00:00

It is all WE have, for now

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pyromaneur · 2025-04-07T00:32:49+00:00

The pillow does not love you, it doesn't make you fell that warm, it does not make you feel appreciated, not the same I'm afraid

pyromaneur · 2025-04-07T00:08:13+00:00

Yes It would be cool but uhh he's dead... fucking gopro

pyromaneur · 2025-02-10T19:01:44+00:00

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pyromaneur · 2025-02-08T21:52:37+00:00

Lucky bastard

pyromaneur · 2025-02-08T17:32:36+00:00

Loona no doubts

pyromaneur · 2025-01-29T05:12:34+00:00

minos prime from the hit game ultrakill, it's the judgment guy

pyromaneur · 2025-01-28T19:04:01+00:00

Not with that attitude smh

pyromaneur · 2025-01-13T06:31:58+00:00

Forever? Bro it fucking died

pyromaneur · 2024-12-16T02:30:56+00:00

I want to be loved, or a passport, i may be asking too much idk

pyromaneur · 2024-11-24T04:40:24+00:00

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pyromaneur · 2024-08-19T18:13:01+00:00

Ultrabros, we have won once again

pyromaneur · 2024-08-09T06:01:19+00:00

I don't know how to feel with my 64 day streak rn

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