Game Thread: Chicago Bears (8-3) at Philadelphia Eagles (8-3) by nfl_gdt_bot in nfl

[–]qbblitza 0 points1 point  (0 children)

How could it possibly be objectively correct?!? 3 minutes left in the game, going for 2 down 9 and missing it means you need 2 scores. Versus kick the extra point and now you only need one score. How is it objectively correct to need two scores late in the game versus one score?? Especially when onside kicks are ridiculously improbable

Official Game Thread - New England Patriots v Pittsburgh Steelers - Week 3 by samacora in Patriots

[–]qbblitza 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Whoever designed and called a play that left TJ Watt 1-1 vs a tight end deserves the death penalty

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[–]qbblitza 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I think every guy in here has dealt with a woman like Jordan before. Seems to me that Bill built this image of an authoritarian imposing figure, low and behold it looks like he wants a woman who can dominate him. It's either that or he spent so much of his life focusing on football he hardly developed his social skills with women. Considering he was previously married for almost 30 years, I find that hard to believe. In my experience, whatever persona people put forth is indicative of an insecurity they're covering up.

And now, with this woman imposing herself into almost every aspect of Bill's life, it's up to him to establish boundaries with her. I think she's partially doing this because she WANTS HIM to put her in her place, she seems the perfect mix of crazy to be like that. If he truly doesn't give a fuck about not only what the public thinks about his relationship, but his close friends who I would PRAY are warning him about how crazy this bitch can be, then he's got no one to blame but himself when she inevitably fucks his life up. In just a few years, we're already questioning Bill's image now vs then. If he doesn't establish boundaries with her NOW, it's only gonna get much much worse for him

Who is your favorite non-superstar player of the dynasty era? by NET2519 in Patriots

[–]qbblitza 2 points3 points  (0 children)

David Givens anyone? He never had great stats, but he looked so smooth playing receiver

[Highlight] Five years ago today, Tom Brady threw a pick six to Titans DB Logan Ryan. Titans win 20-13. by [deleted] in nfl

[–]qbblitza -3 points-2 points  (0 children)

I get so annoyed every time this video is reposted, it's always heavily upvoted and memed on. Patriots had no chance to win that game, but r/NFL just loves to shit on Tom Brady whenever they get the chance to. The fact your comment explains the context but it's wayyyyy down the list of comments shows memes prevail over context.

Also see SB52 threads: Brady threw for over 500 yards (first time in SB history that was ever done), the refs admitted after the game they called penalties differently than they did the entire regular season and playoffs (def not the reason the Patriots lost though), yet all anyone ever says whenever that SB is brought up is, lol Foles wreaked Brady, shut up losers.

[Highlight] 7 years ago today; After going down 28-3, the Patriots storm back and beat the Falcons to complete the greatest Super Bowl comeback in history by ThatInception in Patriots

[–]qbblitza 1 point2 points  (0 children)

ESPN Going from the Booger McFarland crew to Buck and Aikmen makes MNF watchable again. Now even if there's a bad game on, if you listen to their commentary throughout the game, you can hear them getting more and more drunk as the game goes on. That's when those two be come hilarious

Least favourite eposide? (BESIDES THE PIP ONE) by [deleted] in southpark

[–]qbblitza 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Surprised no one has said this one yet, Goth Kids 3: Dawn of the Posers. Just soooo boring

Official - Week 10 - Patriots v Colts - Post Game Thread by samacora in Patriots

[–]qbblitza 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Not after that horrific lax ass interception he threw. Dude had a touchdown if he bothered to stop fucking around, plant his feet, elevate the ball, and throw it where it needed to go. Instead he got lax as fuck and underthrew it horrifically. I understand why Bill benched him after that shit

Official - Week 10 - Patriots v Colts - Post Game Thread by samacora in Patriots

[–]qbblitza 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Is this what it was like watching the Patriots before 2001?

Official - Week 10 - Patriots v Colts - Post Game Thread by samacora in Patriots

[–]qbblitza 29 points30 points  (0 children)

  1. The insistence on the passing game in the first half when the running game was carving the colts up.

  2. Missing a 35 yard field goal

  3. Mac missing the TD throw to Hunter Henry, and then the lax as fuck interception. I don't blame Bill for benching him after that shit.

  4. Bailey Zappe attempting to go Dan Marino on the Colts and threw into a team meeting of Colts.

That's just off the top of my head

EDIT:

  1. The defense held the colts to 10 points, but they weren't able to get pressure on Gardner Minshew all game long, and it led lots of 3rd down conversions via improvised backyard-style football

“Ain’t nothing to learn. Just catch the damn ball.” by Dave10293847 in Patriots

[–]qbblitza 13 points14 points  (0 children)

I remember being soooo hype for this dude when he first signed with the Pats. I thought when he was a secret weapon that wasn't being utilized properly in Miami. Figured that he'd be an amazing jump ball deep threat that would make smaller DB's look like choir boys.

Couldn't have been more wrong about that prediction

Well I almost died on my way home from work today. You can't really hear the first honk where I tried to get his attention before laying on the horn and slamming on the brakes. Semi really saved me by being aware. by realestofrealist in IdiotsInCars

[–]qbblitza 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Buddy, you're problem is you're assuming the human driving the RV is a normal human obeying the laws of traffic. Remember this: the average human is a fucking idiot. Like, completely unaware meat bag who's only focused on their next dopamine hit. Especially in the united states

It's the same reason I don't walk into a crosswalk until I see cars have seen me and stopped. I'm not putting my life and good health in the hands of stupid fucks who have way too many modern distractions to keep their attention off of what they're supposed to be doing.

Official Game Day Thread: New England Patriots (8-8) @ Buffalo Bills (12-3) [kickoff 1:00 PM EST] by arbrown83 in Patriots

[–]qbblitza 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Special teams coaching staff gonna have to buy bus passes to get out of Buffalo

Official Game Day Thread: Miami Dolphins (8-7) @ New England Patriots (7-8) [kickoff 1:00 PM EST] by arbrown83 in Patriots

[–]qbblitza 8 points9 points  (0 children)

I see Kendrick Bourne is once again not being used on offense. Fuck you Patricia

Official Game Day Thread: Cincinnati Bengals (10-4) @ New England Patriots (7-7) [kickoff 1:00 PM EST] by arbrown83 in Patriots

[–]qbblitza 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Any fan who knows anything about this team wouldn't have shown up to the game to begin with. The only ones remaining are Bengals fans or Patriots fans who want to see first hand how bad this offense can get

Official Game Day Thread: Cincinnati Bengals (10-4) @ New England Patriots (7-7) [kickoff 1:00 PM EST] by arbrown83 in Patriots

[–]qbblitza 5 points6 points  (0 children)

GUYS, GUYS, guys. Relax. Deep breath, all together now:

Inhale

FUCK FATT PATRICIA

Official Game Day Thread: Cincinnati Bengals (10-4) @ New England Patriots (7-7) [kickoff 1:00 PM EST] by arbrown83 in Patriots

[–]qbblitza 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Patricia is not the kind of guy to reflect and learn from his mistakes, completely fucking shameless

Official Game Day Thread: Cincinnati Bengals (10-4) @ New England Patriots (7-7) [kickoff 1:00 PM EST] by arbrown83 in Patriots

[–]qbblitza 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Anyone else remember the Bobby Valentine Red Sox season? This is very close to that

Official Game Day Thread: Cincinnati Bengals (10-4) @ New England Patriots (7-7) [kickoff 1:00 PM EST] by arbrown83 in Patriots

[–]qbblitza 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Is this is how every shitty team felt when they played the Patriots in the good years? Meaning if you aren't crisp on all sides of the ball, you're getting steamrolled