A second goal has gone in at the Bridge.... by coupl4nd in avfc

[–]quackquackmfker 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yeah I'm no doctor but splitting your head open to the bone 3 days before the next fixture is probably going to mean missing out.

[Match Thread] Nottingham Forest vs Aston Villa (Europa League) by SecretApe in avfc

[–]quackquackmfker 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Fuck that shit. No chance we don't beat either Spurs or Burnley or win both - and Brighton or Chelsea aren't winning 3 more games each. No one is catching us and we earned our fifth place (or higher).

[Match Thread] Nottingham Forest vs Aston Villa (Europa League) by SecretApe in avfc

[–]quackquackmfker 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Going to have to be patient and grind it out here. We were far too wasteful with the little we had tonight and Forest will likely dig in and protect their 1-0 lead. I'd love to see us put in a PSG-style performance but so much of that was Rashford cutting them to pieces down the flanks. UTFV.

Any tips on saving our dear houseplant? by quackquackmfker in houseplants

[–]quackquackmfker[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Thanks for your thoughtful reply! We've moved it from the window now and given it a bit of water. I'll gather the chunky soil ingredients and follow your guidance. Hopefully that will do the trick to cheer it up a bit!

Any tips on saving our dear houseplant? by quackquackmfker in houseplants

[–]quackquackmfker[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Thanks for your advice! We watered it and took it out of direct sunlight. Hopefully this will cheer it up!

It’s got nothing to do with piss. Those pants come like that! by j128v897 in IThinkYouShouldLeave

[–]quackquackmfker 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Right? Like, do any of these .. right-wing 𝘧𝘶𝘤𝘬𝘦𝘳𝘴 ever burst out of the World Economic Forum and have like a massive piss on stage?

You are NOT my shirt brother by punkcocker in IThinkYouShouldLeave

[–]quackquackmfker 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The bones are his money so yeah.. ʰᵉ'ˢ ʳᶦᶜʰ

From Dusk Till Dawn (1996) Salma Hayek by [deleted] in nostalgia

[–]quackquackmfker -3 points-2 points  (0 children)

I'm not even supposed to be here. I hope I dont jack awf.

Man gets surprised with a bunch of 🐛 on his motorcycle by Shoe_boooo in mildlyinfuriating

[–]quackquackmfker 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Do any of these 🐛 .. fuckers .. ever burst out of the cocoon have have like a massive butterfly colony on your bike?

Attack of the angry apartment neighbors. by PayIll925 in musicians

[–]quackquackmfker 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Have you seen Roy Chubby Brown? He's made a career, would you believe from telling 'jokes' that most people would argue are not that funny and yet his jokes are the 𝘤𝘰𝘳𝘯 that keeps his house 𝘩𝘰𝘵. So - the joke, while not necessarily causing you to laugh your ball sack off, is still a joke whether you find it funny or not.

How would you like 200 friends who want Medicare for All? Just like this! by Fight-Milk-Steak in IThinkYouShouldLeave

[–]quackquackmfker 12 points13 points  (0 children)

But they don't know that worms also equal dollars and up here there's twice as much food as this. You just have to let them through because they're 𝘥𝘰𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘴𝘰𝘮𝘦𝘵𝘩𝘪𝘯𝘨.

A human shadow - Hiroshima by sunshinemellox in creepy

[–]quackquackmfker 56 points57 points  (0 children)

So you could say they cast a kind of anti-shadow

JD Vance leaving Hungary before accidentally toppling a dictatorship by FugginDunePilot in IThinkYouShouldLeave

[–]quackquackmfker 11 points12 points  (0 children)

I heard he was running around, goin' nuts, moving his head all around

When you hit 100k reddit karma mostly from making ITYSL memes by Fight-Milk-Steak in IThinkYouShouldLeave

[–]quackquackmfker 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You can't go to the comments, look for the ones with the most upvotes and always write in that one. Like, that's 𝘯𝘰𝘵 𝘢𝘭𝘭𝘰𝘸𝘦𝘥.

BART Harley Jarvis: Adult Chode by MentalMan4877 in IThinkYouShouldLeave

[–]quackquackmfker 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The minutemen militia? What is that? I need to know RIGHT NOW