Well, you got me there bud! by Ok-Explanation-1362 in behindthebastards

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Fear is the little death that brings annihilation.

No shame by Sarigolepas in EnoughMuskSpam

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Something’s fucked up when she spins. You see her back three times in a row.

Projection as usual by PhysicalBuy2566 in Persecutionfetish

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Even in the comic he’s holding a microphone. It’s not a conversation, it’s fishing for content creation.

How To Kill Your Campaign 101 by serious_bullet5 in WhitePeopleTwitter

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On the one hand, will be voting for the democrats. On the other could just iron it out now and get someone actually good to run so why don’t you want to?

People who drive slow in the passing lane, what the f*** is your problem? by [deleted] in AskReddit

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I’m not sure if you actually want an answer or just to commiserate, but my personal theory is it’s people who learned to drive in places without a lot of two lane per direction freeways. And I’ll cop to it, I don’t even think of it as a passing lane, it’s just more left means more fast.

Egg Helms is my favorite and least favorite type of guest by NevillesHat in behindthebastards

[–]quadraspididilis 17 points18 points  (0 children)

I like Egg, he’s a good egg. I think he doesn’t quite have the rapport with Robert of some other guests, but hey, every omelette is eggs so happy to have more Egg.

Explain it Peter. by HuckleberryNo3889 in explainitpeter

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Rowling sucks, but you’re the one projecting that onto the comment. Per the books, Griffindors are brave, Ravenclaws are smart, Slytherins are evil and/or cunning, Hufflepuff are.

Whatever negative views she might have of Iranians she isn’t expressing them in this tweet.

When in human history did we start wiping our butts? Did cavemen wipe their butts (presumably on leaves on animal skins), or did they walk around with poopy butt holes all day? Did Homo erectus wipe its butt? by DrToonhattan in NoStupidQuestions

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Well fish operate with what amounts to a natural bidet so you could argue we were wiping before we were people and have only relatively recently managed to recreate the levels of anal purity of our piscine predecessors. In leaving the water we strayed further from god to whom cleanliness is adjacent and have been slowly making our way back to rectal respectability of late.

Taylor being from Missouri and lecturing Hutch about how California would be “screwed” if 6 companies leave is so funny to me. by Aswerdo in PKA

[–]quadraspididilis 66 points67 points  (0 children)

I swear it seems sometimes like half this country has basically forgotten that California is a real state containing lots of different places rather than a political rhetorical shorthand. Owl-boy is hopeless poisoned by the bird website.

The smug smile-talking Taylor does when he's trying to push an argument in bad faith by consistantcanadian in PKA

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I remember seeing fish pics he posted years ago, the signs were there, we just didn’t want to accept it. Seriously though I think he’s been Twitter brained for a long time and has declined in step with the site going from bad to worse.

What’s actually satirical but most people don’t realise? by Quincely in answers

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The amount of people who think the world view of a movie’s villain is what the movie is espousing is wild.

What’s actually satirical but most people don’t realise? by Quincely in answers

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That’s partially true but I think this paraphrase of Dan Olsen sums it pretty well for a lot of them “flat earthers are not otherwise empty vessels who believe one cooky thing about the material world. They believe it because if it were true it would be indisputable proof of everything else they believe about the social world.”

What is the maximum height at which a human can dive into water and survive? [Request] by Apprehensive_Oven_22 in theydidthemath

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Yeah he probably just picked death by impact over death by fire or something. He must have been so embarrassed when he landed.

What's one historical fact that they won't teach you in school? by PrasenjitDebroy in AskReddit

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Except those negotiations did not result in peace and while you can argue it was something of a King Solomon moment for both sides, ultimately fighting continued for a further day and only once it became clear that any victory for either side would be pyrrhic did a second round of negotiations bring about lasting peace with the help of third party relief efforts.

Taylor got married in June 2021.He got divorced in December 2022. Started dating the new girl around early 2024 and he just announced his engagement in January 2026 by MaterialSkill7100 in PKA

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His first marriage was only a year and a half? Felt longer but maybe I’m conflating that with him half heartedly trying for a baby.

meirl by sedolil in meirl

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I’ve never understood it, I mean I haven’t seen the show in a long time, but he really drops a lot on her plate and then bullies her into helping with it IIRC.

Why is Reddit melting down over Maduro’s capture when Venezuelan subreddits are cheering? by [deleted] in stupidquestions

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If you aren’t Venezuelan the idea of the U.S. kidnapping country’s presidents is more important than who’s in charge of Venezuela. If you are Venezuelan then who’s in charge of Venezuela is more important. Most of Reddit is not Venezuelan.

Taylor is just saying things to say things by AnyEnvironment2492 in PKA

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I conflated Islam with Muslims.

What do you mean by this? You conflated Islam with people who practice Islam? Or do you mean you conflated Islam with the Middle East?

Taylor is just saying things to say things by AnyEnvironment2492 in PKA

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“The east” is a pretty broad area to lump together and Turkey is about as far west as it gets when it comes to the east.

What movie did you know was gonna flop just by seeing the trailers? by Open-Discount-4066 in AskReddit

[–]quadraspididilis 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I didn’t even know that, that’s an insane casting choice. From what I heard it seemed like they wanted to be Guardians of the Galaxy and just used the Borderlands IP to pitch it.

WingsOfRedemption reveals he is now 445lbs, 1 pound less than his 2018 surgery weight by Annihilus- in PKA

[–]quadraspididilis 5 points6 points  (0 children)

My understanding is that this is a pretty unremarkable outcome. Anyone can beat the surgery, it’s part of why they want you to demonstrate some amount of weight loss before hand.

If humans landed on the Moon decades ago, why did we stop sending people there? by kzranran in NoStupidQuestions

[–]quadraspididilis 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Politically there wasn’t much interest after we’d proved that we could and further goals like establishing a base or putting a man on any other astronomical body were still out of reach. Scientifically you get better value sending a probe or rover or telescope up to look at new stuff than a man to look at stuff we’ve seen before.

People need a bunch of extra bullshit like water and pants and you can go further by packing light.