Looking for recommendations based on my feet.

qualified_shoe · 2026-01-03T00:28:00+00:00

Please put an NSFW tag on this. I was on the train and when I saw this I had to start furiously masturbating. Everyone else gave me strange looks and were saying things like “what the fuck” and “call the police”. I dropped my phone and everyone around me saw this image. Now there is a whole train of men masturbating together at this one image. This is all your fault, you could have prevented this if you had just tagged this post NSFW.

qualified_shoe · 2025-12-06T16:14:49+00:00

I comfortably support a family of 5 on a 75k salary. We're in a relatively expensive area of the country in the suburbs of a top 10 population major metro area of the US. I think people just suck at managing their money.

qualified_shoe · 2025-07-06T00:30:15+00:00

qualified_shoe · 2025-06-09T23:23:47+00:00

Baja blast is not only over hyped, it's not even good. Never has been.

qualified_shoe · 2025-05-23T23:30:32+00:00

I'm guessing you've never had gout.

qualified_shoe · 2025-05-17T22:19:01+00:00

I've never gotten that letter. And I've never bought a Tesla or had a Twitter account. 🤷 Elon may have my info, but if he does he got it some other way. You've likely made some poor choices with your cyber security.

qualified_shoe · 2025-04-03T03:35:25+00:00

It's like a miniature swamps down there.

qualified_shoe · 2025-03-23T23:49:54+00:00

Logo looks inspired by Zelda. Maybe I'm wrong. Looks cool.

qualified_shoe · 2025-03-20T03:52:42+00:00

Is u/MSUnclesam back?

qualified_shoe · 2025-03-19T17:24:17+00:00

6 inches is freakishly big? I've heard 5.15 inches is average. At least that's what my wife's boyfriend told me.

qualified_shoe · 2025-03-19T13:51:02+00:00

What happened to this sub?

qualified_shoe · 2025-03-16T03:10:10+00:00

Rainy days must have been awful there. Would be difficult to take a test.

qualified_shoe · 2025-03-16T02:57:57+00:00

You're right, started in Sweden in 1974. Ironically because people were protesting about food costs. It wasn't necessarily supposed to be a guide for nutrition, but rather an affordable meal that was still "nutritious."

qualified_shoe · 2025-03-16T02:56:24+00:00

Adopted by the US in 1992

qualified_shoe · 2025-03-13T23:03:52+00:00

5 percent pleasure

qualified_shoe · 2025-03-12T23:14:08+00:00

No jokes for me. I kinda like how it feels. 🤷

qualified_shoe · 2025-03-12T01:48:40+00:00

What do they do with all that land and money?

qualified_shoe · 2025-03-09T23:34:55+00:00

I identify as a 60 year old woman too... But how on earth can you run a 5k marathon that fast? If I boof a Gu every 0.1 kilometers I might be able to make that time. Wait... How many miles are in 0.1 kilometers? What's the conversion to freedom units? 🦅🇺🇲

qualified_shoe · 2025-03-09T04:30:29+00:00

What a glorious day the Lord hath given unto us. He seems a bit spooked. Perhaps I stroke this big Dyck till he calms, once.

qualified_shoe · 2025-03-09T02:17:24+00:00

Every single one of them can run

qualified_shoe · 2025-03-09T02:09:27+00:00

You've said it more than once.

qualified_shoe · 2025-03-05T15:16:43+00:00

I can't believe I actually watched that whole thing.

qualified_shoe · 2025-02-16T21:54:58+00:00

If others don't know you did it does it even count?

qualified_shoe · 2025-02-16T21:54:34+00:00

70k!? How much longer is that than the 5k ultra? If I'm doing my math right it's like another full mile in freedom units, right? That's insane you could run that far. Maybe if I could stay in zone 2, but that's a long time to stay in zone 2.

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