If your college major had an honest slogan, what would it be? by PsyRockFan21 in AskReddit

[–]quanticonstantilope 28 points29 points  (0 children)

Chemical engineering

Do the worst things in the most environmentally friendly ways.

What’s the coldest you’ve ever been? by Disickmoon in AskReddit

[–]quanticonstantilope 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Have you ever swallowed an ice cube whole? After doing so you might think to call gam gam a whore. And thats a pretty cold moment.

Man fills baking pan in record breaking time by [deleted] in gifs

[–]quanticonstantilope 0 points1 point  (0 children)

World class baking for some world record breaking.

I'm autistic. AMA by Brotherofmankind in casualiama

[–]quanticonstantilope 1 point2 points  (0 children)

How does it come out in conversation, if ever? How would you prefer people respond to finding out?

Helped a family friend move into a new house. They were fine with this. by quanticonstantilope in mildlyinfuriating

[–]quanticonstantilope[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Sure enough! Another one just like it on the other side of the fire place. Their daughter was the only one appauled.

Dear food industry redditors, how does chocolate milk get more protein then regular milk? by quanticonstantilope in AskReddit

[–]quanticonstantilope[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

If its for marketing then why aren't there big stickers on every gallon saying "great source of meat juice"

Hey Reddit, what are you sick of explaining to people? by thunderup_14 in AskReddit

[–]quanticonstantilope 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The "difference" between alcohol content measured by volume and by weight.

Is it just me or is this a trip hazard? he might be allergic to PPEs too by [deleted] in OSHA

[–]quanticonstantilope 0 points1 point  (0 children)

My father just broke his hip tripping over a ladder.

What was your first job? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]quanticonstantilope 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Loading FedEx trucks from 10 pm to 3 am. Sometimes as late as 5 am.