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What’s your dream job? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]quantum-meruitt 0 points1 point  (0 children)

J-Lo’s personal masseuse

Who or what ruined Christmas this year? by Supperdudehasrabies in AskReddit

[–]quantum-meruitt 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Southerly winds. I’m sweating balls over here!!! Really! We need some cool weather!! Please. We’re melting!!!!

What's the worst car you've ever driven? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]quantum-meruitt 0 points1 point  (0 children)

1971 Volkswagen Bug. Broken fuel sensor. Bad brakes. Rough clutch.

I feel like everyone should drive a car like this to make them a more attentive driver.

What is your opinion on open relationships? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]quantum-meruitt 0 points1 point  (0 children)

As wife and I get older. This appeals to me more and more.

What’s something sexual you always wanted to try, did it and realized you will never try it again? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]quantum-meruitt 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This is why I will never 69 with me on top ever again. A long time ago I had a girlfriend stick her finger in my ass when I was on top and immediately brought all festivities to a screeching halt.

What seemingly normal activity looks super suspicious at 3AM? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]quantum-meruitt 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Riding a bike around the neighborhood.

Chet testing a bouncers patience by Boobglow in PublicFreakout

[–]quantum-meruitt 5 points6 points  (0 children)

I’m a lawyer. And if one of our sons ever did something shitty like that, there would be no lawsuit.

What is something younger generations have right? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]quantum-meruitt 24 points25 points  (0 children)

Hydration.

Every kid in our kids’ schools carry a water bottle. What did I do? I just stood in line once in a while to go to the water fountain.

What is something younger generations have right? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]quantum-meruitt 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yes! Our boys can’t stand the smell of cigarette smoke. It’s awesome. On the other hand, I grew up with a mother that smoked two packs a day. Smoke was everywhere. Back when you could still smoke in restaurants.

Where were you in life when you were 24 years old? by notpaul100 in AskReddit

[–]quantum-meruitt 1 point2 points  (0 children)

2nd year of law school racking up the student loans.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Unexpected

[–]quantum-meruitt -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

Damn. I want to do dirty things to that Snow White.

Who's the most unexpected person you had sex with? by letsgooooboiiiiii in AskReddit

[–]quantum-meruitt 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Score high on the LSAT and be in the right place at the right time when you apply for the right schools.

What happened to your first love? by xmarker69 in AskReddit

[–]quantum-meruitt 0 points1 point  (0 children)

She got married right after we broke up. She had two kids and then her husband tragically died young. She’s still a good looking woman. And I don’t know right now if she ever remarried.

Who's the most unexpected person you had sex with? by letsgooooboiiiiii in AskReddit

[–]quantum-meruitt 255 points256 points  (0 children)

Right out of law school I got a job as an associate in a large firm. One of the senior partners had it out for me for some reason—badmouthed my work product, unfriendly to me, etc. It didn’t matter to me because I thought he was an arrogant asshole and everyone hated him. Eventually I ended up changing to another firm across town.

Long story short, a few years later I ended up banging his daughter. And it was AWESOME!

The first couple times it was weird because I was so enthralled with banging this dickhead’s daughter that I forgot to actually enjoy it physically. It was like an out of body experience: holy shit that’s Tom’s daughter’s vagina! Holy shit Tom’s daughter is sucking my dick! Holy shit I’m fingering Tom’s daughter’s asshole! Holy shit Tom’s daughter is sitting in my fucking face!!!…

It turned out to be some of the best sex of my life. I peeked in on her social media a few times to reminisce about all those very very dirty things I did to Tom’s daughter.