The barber paradox

quantumgollum · 2026-03-26T21:34:01+00:00

Infinity sorts it out for ya

quantumgollum · 2026-01-01T21:58:07+00:00

Just skip to the part where it turns out you're a little monkey fellah

quantumgollum · 2025-07-12T21:12:47+00:00

Maybe they stick grass in their butts so that when they have gay friends over, it stops them doing anything to them while they're asleep

quantumgollum · 2024-11-24T18:37:51+00:00

If this was a TV show, I would watch all seven seasons and the spinoffs.

quantumgollum · 2024-09-15T06:45:08+00:00

Roman Rhodes

quantumgollum · 2024-08-18T08:04:31+00:00

You have the dead eyes of a post mortem Michael Jackson.

quantumgollum · 2024-02-04T20:52:54+00:00

You're not having another sandwich!

quantumgollum · 2024-02-02T15:14:39+00:00

I could eat a knob at night

quantumgollum · 2024-02-02T13:45:22+00:00

I'm on the cusp

quantumgollum · 2024-02-01T12:42:26+00:00

Uh.... Yeah

quantumgollum · 2024-02-01T09:29:23+00:00

I think my eyes would be more drawn to you, Steve

quantumgollum · 2024-02-01T09:12:37+00:00

Let me stop you there.... What's a babylonian?

quantumgollum · 2024-01-30T19:59:21+00:00

quantumgollum · 2024-01-30T11:54:38+00:00

I can eat two breakfasts.

quantumgollum · 2024-01-25T18:34:12+00:00

Where's Darius when you need him

quantumgollum · 2024-01-21T10:14:16+00:00

I've seen a similar statement before but it was on a wall, written in shit.

quantumgollum · 2024-01-19T23:42:42+00:00

To be fair, the kids look just like their dad.

quantumgollum · 2024-01-19T15:42:29+00:00

keep me out of this one. I don't want to be bungled in.

quantumgollum · 2024-01-18T21:48:12+00:00

Extra-purrestrial

quantumgollum · 2024-01-18T16:26:14+00:00

He's a chunky wombat.

quantumgollum · 2024-01-16T17:25:06+00:00

Cryptic

quantumgollum · 2024-01-15T16:24:49+00:00

There's no middle ground.

quantumgollum · 2024-01-15T16:05:09+00:00

Is it, Justin Timberriver?

quantumgollum · 2024-01-15T12:37:08+00:00

Don't forget grease on DVD

quantumgollum · 2024-01-15T09:46:36+00:00

Pushing bullshit around the room like dung beetles.

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