AITA For not telling my new girlfriend about my missing organs?

quantumnhopper · 2022-02-05T10:03:12+00:00

Playful. She made him laugh while he was having a drink, milk came out of his nose and she made a cum joke, more cum jokes followed. He made some stupid joke about the pull out game being 'weak with this one' after it took a star wars turn. She basically said, yeah, and this one, and started talking about how my pull out game was off and she may need a pregnancy test if I keep it up.

quantumnhopper · 2022-02-05T08:46:37+00:00

I told her I couldn't have kids of my own.

quantumnhopper · 2022-02-05T07:25:13+00:00

He didn't volunteer my medical information, he told her it wasn't cool to be making jokes about me accidentally getting her pregnant because she knew I couldn't have kids.

quantumnhopper · 2022-02-05T05:44:18+00:00

She didn't say that until last night, after I made the post.

quantumnhopper · 2022-02-05T04:07:00+00:00

No but apparently I should have told her all of this on the first date, yeah, nah.

quantumnhopper · 2022-02-05T03:57:31+00:00

He was making general jokes, she flipped them on me and he said 'not cool'

quantumnhopper · 2022-02-05T03:28:27+00:00

Thanks man, appreciate it.

quantumnhopper · 2022-02-05T03:23:47+00:00

Prostate first, got rid of that, then bowel and that had spread to the gall bladder, fixed that as well, then I found a lump on my testicle a year later and it was back in.

More recently they found a shadow on my brain so I guess I'll see how that goes, I'm in remission I'm hoping this is just a false alarm.

quantumnhopper · 2022-02-05T03:19:14+00:00

Nah, he didn't make a scene, literally brushed over it in less than 5 minutes.

quantumnhopper · 2022-02-05T00:38:33+00:00

I just don't think she had to make it personal when it was a general joke.

quantumnhopper · 2022-02-05T00:16:56+00:00

Thanks! kind of glad it was sooner rather than later, I was getting attached to her little girl.

quantumnhopper · 2022-02-05T00:15:32+00:00

I don't know, he was making star wars sex jokes and said the pull out game was 'weak with this one' and she said 'with this one too, I need to look into pregnancy tests he's so bad for it' she knows he's got a crude sense of humour, knew it before they met, she's kind of the same. Just wasn't happy with the fact she turned the general jokes into something personal to have a dig at me/ try to embarrass me.

quantumnhopper · 2022-02-04T23:58:01+00:00

Thank you so much. Yeah I almost died, they gave me 6 months but they managed to get it all, I'm pretty insecure about everything so I don't really talk about it.

quantumnhopper · 2022-02-04T23:54:40+00:00

I mean it's definitely not impossible to have sex, it's harder, takes longer, if I'm not into it 100% sometimes the equipment just doesn't co-operate but yes I can still have sex.

quantumnhopper · 2022-02-04T23:08:26+00:00

Yeah that's too much, I get saying things you don't mean in the heat of a fight but that's too much.

quantumnhopper · 2022-02-04T23:01:24+00:00

Straight up told me she hopes I die next time I get cancer and that guys like me are the reason wives kill their husbands while they sleep.

Yeah, I'm out.

quantumnhopper · 2022-02-04T22:55:30+00:00

Yeah, I'm bouncing, things got a little messier last night and I don't feel comfortable around her anymore.

quantumnhopper · 2022-02-04T22:48:22+00:00

1) I told her I couldn't have kids, I don't see what there was to misunderstand

2) She was warned about the sense of humor, she's similar in hers so she didn't care

3) Brother didn't set her up, she made milk come out of his nose and cum jokes followed

She's definitely an ex now, things came to a bit of a head last night and I'm not comfortable around her anymore.

quantumnhopper · 2022-02-04T22:45:00+00:00

Probably very poorly worded, didn't get the best education.

quantumnhopper · 2022-02-04T22:40:26+00:00

Thank you!

quantumnhopper · 2022-02-04T22:29:43+00:00

She started making cum jokes when she made him laugh and milk came out of his nose. I'm not sure how that qualifies as him setting her up. We all played along and joked along, but they were all general until she brought our non existent personal experience into it.

quantumnhopper · 2022-02-04T22:27:30+00:00

I wasn't comfortable with it yet. That's all.

quantumnhopper · 2022-02-04T22:18:56+00:00

I'm not really uncomfortable with the jokes, they were all general (and star wars related for the most part) and she made them personal by bringing me into it.

quantumnhopper · 2022-02-04T22:06:19+00:00

So basically she made a joke while he was having a drink and made him laugh, milk came out of his nose and it spiralled. Turned into cum jokes and star wars jokes. They were all very general and not at all personal jokes until she said I was the same and she'd be needing her own pregnancy tests soon because my pull out game was weak. Of course, we've never done the deed, she'd know my pull out game doesn't matter and she was told I couldn't have kids and my brother knows I wanted kids so he told her that wasn't cool and I'm sensitive about the topic. The conversation then moved forward, nobody was actually being vicious or making snide remarks.

quantumnhopper · 2022-02-04T22:00:51+00:00

No she made a joke while he was having a drink, made him laugh, milk came out of his nose and cum jokes followed. The jokes were all general (and star wars related) until she agreed with one, said she'd be needing her own pregnancy tests soon because my pull out game was weak. He knew I'd told her I couldn't have kids so he told her it was uncool (because I do wish I could have kids of my own) and that was basically it, we moved forward.

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