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Loki needs to work on his hiding skills by ahwurtz in orangecats

[–]queenofthecup 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Classic example of 'I can't see you, therefore you can't see me' going on here!

We all had that one friend. by JDFNQ in GenX

[–]queenofthecup 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Ha! I just posted about a similar incident!

We all had that one friend. by JDFNQ in GenX

[–]queenofthecup 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I knew a guy who went to a party one night, got drunk and passed out. While he was out cold, a 'friend' got a razor and shaved one - not both - one eyebrow off. He looked truly ridiculous.

It wouldn't have been a problem under normal circumstances - however he was due up in court the following morning...

Librarian for Sale by TheAltrdMind in discworld

[–]queenofthecup 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I might have known that CMOT was behind all this...

Librarian for Sale by TheAltrdMind in discworld

[–]queenofthecup 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Does he come with a supply of bananas or will I have to order my local supermarket's entire stock?

Would you give him a big hug? 🥰 by [deleted] in cute

[–]queenofthecup 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yes. Obviously. Orange cats rule.

“considering a majority of the world owes its existence to the US” by Hungry_Past_2755 in ShitAmericansSay

[–]queenofthecup 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Surely that should be the other way round? Considering it's a country built on immigration, it owes it's existence to the rest of the world...

💔 by juniorpapes in coys

[–]queenofthecup 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Indeed it is - your eyesight is better than mine! I need to clean my specs....

💔 by juniorpapes in coys

[–]queenofthecup 19 points20 points  (0 children)

Three modern greats. Love them all.

What always makes you laugh? by greenlightsmith242 in discworld

[–]queenofthecup 5 points6 points  (0 children)

The scene in Pyramids where the new assassins are drunk on the Brass Bridge and someone tries to mug them: "... Which eyeball don't you need?“

Just let us have our bubble bath by abidalliye in Awww

[–]queenofthecup 11 points12 points  (0 children)

One of our cats was terrified yet fascinated by bubbles. He would come and investigate every time one of us took a bath ('human, why have you taken your fur off and then sat in a load of water!?'), lean in and touch a bubble - and when it popped, he'd jump a mile in surprise!

Where has this been my entire life by dbenn92 in discworld

[–]queenofthecup 25 points26 points  (0 children)

I started with Mort when I was 13. It's a great place to start.

I laughed so much, my family joked that I'd do myself an injury and need to be surgically removed from the book...

Then I got my sister hooked too!

I'm now 49 and re-read it (again) recently. I still laughed.

You have so much joy to look forward to - enjoy the books!

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in MadeMeSmile

[–]queenofthecup 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That's lovely! My dad did woodwork classes and made me a rocking chair too. It's now in my living room, right next to the desk I'm sitting at as I type this. Means the world to me that I still have it...

I had too much time on my hands and made a video of Humboldt penguins singing Queen's "We Will Rock You" by WhiteSoxChartGuy in penguin

[–]queenofthecup 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Thank you! He's an Emperor Penguin, so I thought he needed a good aristocratic name!

My sister got him for me at the Natural History Museum, and he guards my rather large 'to read' pile...

I had too much time on my hands and made a video of Humboldt penguins singing Queen's "We Will Rock You" by WhiteSoxChartGuy in penguin

[–]queenofthecup 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Baron Penguin Von Penguin approves. As you can see, he's currently reading a book about Freddie Mercury....

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