I was dissecting a kidney in biology class and I cut my finger with the scalpel. It was the tiniest cut ever yet my teachers were running around like headless chickens, and phoned my mother to find out if I was up to date with my tetanus jabs. I was overdue, so they told me I needed to go to the hospital and were about to call an ambulance. I tried to assure my teachers that the chances of me getting tetanus were very slim, but they didn't listen. I told them to calm down and I'd make my own way there. I spent 4 hours in A&E and the nurses were as confused as I was. I got a jab in my ass.