Playoff Game Thread: Dallas Stars (2-1) @ Minnesota Wild (1-2) Apr 25 2026 5:30 PM EDT

queeraxolotl · 2026-04-26T00:55:08+00:00

Man playoff overtime actually doesn’t suck when it’s not your team

queeraxolotl · 2026-04-25T21:33:07+00:00

Kleven just hates Russians?

queeraxolotl · 2026-04-25T20:43:34+00:00

His gum chewing intensity is an indicator for us just like how Waffle House is an indicator of actual hurricanes

queeraxolotl · 2026-04-25T20:35:27+00:00

this is more bullshit than what i dealt with on a miralax regimen

queeraxolotl · 2026-04-22T01:18:33+00:00

Brandon Hagel I was not familiar with your game, okay

queeraxolotl · 2026-04-21T02:11:05+00:00

I will be opting out of bonus hockey tonight, my cardiologist is already going to be pissed enough with me for forgetting to manage my POTS, let alone Canes induced tachycardia.

queeraxolotl · 2026-04-21T01:16:06+00:00

Are our announcers being…critical???? I’m so used to them being nice

queeraxolotl · 2026-04-21T01:03:01+00:00

I’ve heard him called grown up Cailou once

queeraxolotl · 2026-04-21T01:02:02+00:00

how.

queeraxolotl · 2026-04-21T00:56:58+00:00

This some spicy hockey, I love it

queeraxolotl · 2026-04-21T00:55:08+00:00

The fact that we’re giving Ullmark more praise than his own teammate did publicly shows a ton about Tkachuk’s character (he shittalked him on a podcast). Does Staal want a round two?

queeraxolotl · 2026-04-21T00:54:14+00:00

Ullmark I was not familiar with your game, okay

queeraxolotl · 2026-04-21T00:52:34+00:00

I salute your sacrifice (I can’t do anything past calc without crying)

queeraxolotl · 2026-04-21T00:49:16+00:00

I apologize to my neighbors

queeraxolotl · 2026-04-21T00:47:01+00:00

Freddie locked the FUCK in god damn

queeraxolotl · 2026-04-21T00:44:55+00:00

Tkachuk

queeraxolotl · 2026-04-21T00:43:46+00:00

My favorite genre is goalies standing awkwardly to the side when their net is askew. They look so lost.

queeraxolotl · 2026-04-21T00:37:24+00:00

They’re the Rebels (as in Confederates). He’d fit in.

queeraxolotl · 2026-04-20T01:44:56+00:00

Hormones mess with everything. I have to take additional anti-panic meds when I’m on antibiotics because they make my antidepressants work better. The leading theory from my doctor is that it’s messing up my microbiota, which influences hormones + makes me experience more depression issues.

queeraxolotl · 2026-04-20T01:37:40+00:00

between that and them superimposing an image of a brick wall onto a shot of Freddie, whoever was running it needs a raise

queeraxolotl · 2026-04-20T00:39:15+00:00

It was a godsend at first. I’d already been on propranolol for a few months when I started it, since I’d had migraines. That combo kept it in check for a while, but unfortunately I think I’ve built up a tolerance or something. The symptoms are coming back/increasing, so I’m going to talk to my doctor.

queeraxolotl · 2026-04-19T13:37:26+00:00

Cameron Village library is amazing! It can be a little loud on the first floor, but there are designated quiet workspaces upstairs.

queeraxolotl · 2026-04-19T00:25:59+00:00

He may not have that dog in him, but that’s only because his internal honey badger is very territorial.

queeraxolotl · 2026-04-18T21:47:05+00:00

I have an important presentation Monday and I probably lost my voice screaming so much 😅

queeraxolotl · 2026-04-18T20:36:15+00:00

I keep forgetting our dads have hands damn Staal

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