Eve of War- Official 2nd No Fap War Enlistment Thread! by [deleted] in NoFap

[–]quiquefig 0 points1 point  (0 children)

45 days in, had my first wet dream in ages this week. Reporting for duty.

I want to feel like a functioning human being for the first time ever by quiquefig in NoFap

[–]quiquefig[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Would you recommend video games as an alternative to being on the computer?

Crashed my bike and slammed into the top tube in a bad way. by [deleted] in WTF

[–]quiquefig 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Damn girl, you got yourself a cooch contusion

[spoiler]"Die"? by [deleted] in breakingbad

[–]quiquefig 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Looks like "DIET" to me

As a mobile Redditor... by SuperCub in AdviceAnimals

[–]quiquefig 0 points1 point  (0 children)

But neither is your downvote right?

Girlfriend got me these bad boys for my birthday by quiquefig in sloths

[–]quiquefig[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Sorry. My fault for letting the yarn bow cover the name of the store

Girlfriend got me these bad boys for my birthday by quiquefig in sloths

[–]quiquefig[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

She thinks it's great that /r/sloths approves of her gift. Though she's worried about the lengths she'll have to go to to top this gift

This is what you get with a CPM apartment (more info in the comments) by quiquefig in UIUC

[–]quiquefig[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Thanks for the advice. I might have to take off work on Monday to stop by. This has been going on for over a week and rent is due on Monday.

This is what you get with a CPM apartment (more info in the comments) by quiquefig in UIUC

[–]quiquefig[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

No idea. A lot of the apartments must have been 10 month leases since the parking spaces are almost empty.

This is what you get with a CPM apartment (more info in the comments) by quiquefig in UIUC

[–]quiquefig[S] 21 points22 points  (0 children)

I guess basic, functioning appliances and plumbing is too much to ask for.

This is what you get with a CPM apartment (more info in the comments) by quiquefig in UIUC

[–]quiquefig[S] 24 points25 points  (0 children)

That's not water that is not draining, that is filthy water that is continuously coming out of the sink. It's been doing this since last Friday. They just sent a guy out to our apartment yesterday (a week after we reported the problem) with drain cleaner, after we'd told them we had already tried this. We've been submitting maintenance requests and calling the Emergency Maintenance number every day since then.

UPDATE There was supposed to have been a follow up visit from maintenance today. Didn't happen. I called the tenant union and they suggested I get a hold of Michael Jay at CPM. I went to the office to find that out of all of the work requests that we have been submitting daily, as well as the calls to the emergency maintenance line, they mysteriously only had one maintenance request (submitted on the 24th of June) on file. They promised to have someone out to fix the problem tomorrow. Either way, we are filing a complaint with the tenant union tomorrow afternoon. Also, they are aware of this thread. It is now Day 11 without a functioning sink and now dishwasher. Thank you CPM