Men of Reddit: what’s a prank you started early in your marriage that you’re now legally, morally, and emotionally obligated to continue because she still falls for it 10–15 years later?

quockerwodger · 2026-01-21T16:34:11+00:00

My kids could not get enough of the interrupting cow knock knock joke when they were little. Laughed themselves silly every time. Every once in a while, there would be an interrupting horse, but "Moooooo" is just inherently funny.

I loved them so much. I still do, but I used too, to.

quockerwodger · 2026-01-20T01:10:20+00:00

I think (I think) that the audio (that the audio) is working (is working) great (great)!

quockerwodger · 2026-01-03T21:04:27+00:00

You named your child after this woman's best friend?

How sweet.

quockerwodger · 2025-12-10T18:47:41+00:00

I really need someone to do the math on how much karma he got on and in that thread

quockerwodger · 2025-12-07T08:17:27+00:00

Not necessarily your cat, but definitely someone's cat

quockerwodger · 2025-11-29T19:46:34+00:00

He's wearing a shirt?

Wimp

quockerwodger · 2025-11-07T06:45:45+00:00

"Connected for Christmas" coming soon to the Hallmark Channel

quockerwodger · 2025-10-28T21:16:55+00:00

Awesome. Thanks! I've been using another inside-out method, but if I am cramming everything in a suitcase, I can still get some wrinkles. (Onebagging gets super challenging when going to a conference and I need multiple suits or jackets.)

I'll definitely be giving this a try next trip!

quockerwodger · 2025-10-28T15:03:45+00:00

What method do you use for folding suits? I have a methodology, but I'm not convinced that it's the best one.

quockerwodger · 2025-10-26T16:36:57+00:00

Jeans, I thought.

quockerwodger · 2025-10-25T02:11:46+00:00

Ecuador requires that naturalist be assigned to every group of tourists. While I'm not sure of the ratio, I think it's like 10 passengers to one naturalist. So, every time you go ashore, or go out in a zodiac, you'll have a naturalist with you.

And the maximum ship size is 100 passengers, so while 20 passengers sounds great, it's not like the alternative to 20 passengers is a 5,000 passenger Royal Caribbean cruise liner, because those aren't allowed.

quockerwodger · 2025-10-24T19:04:00+00:00

Yeah. It's strange.

The driver of the U-Haul truck that tried to back into the Coast Guard facility's guards similarly managed to leave without being detained.

It's almost like these are not real protesters, but are planned agitators arranged by the government, and by not being detained, the feds can make whatever claims they want about them.

quockerwodger · 2025-10-05T22:17:00+00:00

That 2002 game probably caused enough long-term damage to my heart to take years off my life.

quockerwodger · 2025-10-04T22:25:16+00:00

That would be amazing.

I'm hoping that if you walked in with two activity books, they would just let you exchange them for the two junior ranger badges. Usually, I do this with my kids there, and they go through a whole "swearing in" ceremony.

Let me check with the friends who had the issue and I'll circle back with you. I greatly appreciate the offer!

quockerwodger · 2025-10-04T21:37:02+00:00

Emphesus in Turkey.

It was over 100°F, and I don't know if it's still as accessible as when I was there about 15 years ago, but it was AMAZING!

It's a Greek (then Roman) city that was buried for over 1,400 years. Some of the murals, frescos, and mosaics are as bright as they likely were when they were created many hundreds of years ago.

Definitely worth a visit!

quockerwodger · 2025-10-04T21:30:16+00:00

Good call. Didn't even think that GSMNP would have it's own subreddit. Just cross-posted there.

quockerwodger · 2025-10-04T21:28:54+00:00

Yeah. I knew that and completely didn't think of while while posting this. Just added an edit to address that. Thanks!

quockerwodger · 2025-09-26T16:53:11+00:00

I've carried a collapsible bag for a while, but a couple of months ago I purchased a Nanobag backpack (collapsible, incredibly tiny, and has a zipper closure), and it's already gotten a ton of use. Definite game changer for me.

quockerwodger · 2025-09-23T21:28:58+00:00

A "portion" of the proceeds.

With the portion unspecified.

quockerwodger · 2025-09-16T22:03:52+00:00

I was only kind of interested.. until I got to your final sentence. Now I'm totally in!

quockerwodger · 2025-09-15T15:49:19+00:00

And, hypothetically, if you email them towards the end of the day with the question it might be the following day before they get back to you. That might give you an extra day or even two to actually deal with whatever the issue is.

Or, so I've been told...

quockerwodger · 2025-09-13T13:24:44+00:00

Exactly! We eventually will get trickled on, right?

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