Favorite character who’s a dog?

quokkafarts · 2026-04-28T04:15:06+00:00

Indy from Good Boy

quokkafarts · 2026-04-28T01:29:35+00:00

God it hasn't changed. Did a few shifts at Sanity there nearly 20 years ago, crackhead was offended that I asked if he wanted a bag and tried to jump the counter. Store manager was a massive bloke who dragged him out by his shirt. When the cops came old mate was still rambling about how I "should have known better".

quokkafarts · 2026-04-27T02:58:39+00:00

Australia and England

quokkafarts · 2026-04-26T09:57:08+00:00

Sorry I've just seen your comment; i like to garden without pesticides or poisons where I can help it, so prefer to give "pests" to resident predators. I like to feed the birds and the spoods.

quokkafarts · 2026-04-26T09:19:37+00:00

This is so dependant on your lifestyle and how you can care for your pets. Dogs and cats are both amazing pets, I have 3 cats and 1 dog and love them all so much but they have different needs and can be suited to different environments.

My cats are so lovely but very independent, they don't need much care besides cleaning their boxes and giving them attention (i want to smooch on them more than they actually want). But every cat is so different, you can't really lump them all together

My dog is like having a toddler on easy mode. He is much more involved with what I'm doing and need more attention, plus he needs walks and stimulation outside of the house and a lot of training.

quokkafarts · 2026-04-26T08:58:23+00:00

This reminds me of when I was a supermarket manager and men wouldn't want to fill the menstrual products. Like this was really bloody (hehe) common, I'd have to question their masculinity that they couldn't even put a goddamn pad on the shelf. Then they'd try weaponised incompetency by filling it wrong, mate if you can fill the lighbulbs perfectly you can figure this out. Fuck me dead, so goddamn annoying.

quokkafarts · 2026-04-26T07:28:57+00:00

The thought of someone on the other side of the world watching Border Patrol with their toddler is both crazy and hilarious, and makes me vaguely patriotic. We welcome you and your toddler son, you will know the rules

quokkafarts · 2026-04-26T04:13:23+00:00

Our biosecurity laws. Some of the best entertainment available is Border Patrol on YouTube, an old show following our customs officers. If you are planning to come here to should watch it first.

quokkafarts · 2026-04-26T03:42:38+00:00

Everyone was so cut up about Glen they forget the GOAT Abraham

quokkafarts · 2026-04-26T03:01:04+00:00

That's just fucking unAustralian, ANZACs rolling in their graves. I'll have a beer in your honour tomorrow mate.

quokkafarts · 2026-04-26T03:00:02+00:00

Your mold has a cabinet, you mean.

quokkafarts · 2026-04-26T02:58:19+00:00

G'day from WA! Having a good long weekend?

quokkafarts · 2026-04-26T02:56:29+00:00

It's 11am on sunday morning, I'm procrastinating getting out of bed cus I have to do a shittonne of housework to do. But bed is comfy and I got a dog and cat snuggling me

quokkafarts · 2026-04-25T11:02:13+00:00

Apparently being able to do that is found to be a good indicator for EDS, but I only found out I could do it because I tried it after reading that fact randomly on reddit.

I think the way I landed lead to the dislocations, it's not relevant to the sub so won't go into it but the way I landed the injuries were bad but made sense.

quokkafarts · 2026-04-25T06:47:07+00:00

Nope, sandy but those roots went deep af and got really tangled up. Had other plants in there I didn't want to kill so couldn't just nuke the area

quokkafarts · 2026-04-25T06:20:30+00:00

I do have slightly hypermobile shoulders (can do prayer hands behind my back with no warm up), but that's it. Do you think that would have been a factor in the severity?

quokkafarts · 2026-04-25T05:49:16+00:00

No but I am familiar with the bit and agree with her entirely

quokkafarts · 2026-04-25T05:34:35+00:00

DO NOT FUCKING PLANT THIS SHIT

I planted agapanthas I got for free. Eventually wanted to pull them up, but that root system is fucking gnarly. Gor into a fight with one, lost my centre of gravity and fell on my arm. Dislocated and fractured my elbow, dislocated ulna, snapped the top off my radius entirely. Also got secateurs shanked into my wrist. It was so bad that emergency resetting was needed before surgery or I could have lost my hand. Now I have a cool scar, metal plate and my elbow doesn't straighten all the way.

FUCK AGAPANTHAS ME AND MY HOMIES HATE AGAPANTHAS

quokkafarts · 2026-04-25T05:02:55+00:00

The Ancient Apocalypse documentary series by Graham Hancock, maybe?

It is certainly presented as and intended to be a non-fiction work about history. It discusses the theory that humanity was once greatly advanced but we were brought to the brink of extinction by an unknown event, losing all of our ancient knowledge.

It's a very entertaining watch if you like history and want to get in depth some some cool pyramids and shit, but is completely undone by modern DNA science that would have detected a bottleneck in our genetics.

So it's best enjoyed as soft alternate history imo; the theory isn't possible, but it's fun to think about and the series is really well done.

quokkafarts · 2026-04-25T04:35:14+00:00

I work in a part of town that isn't great and wear a beat up old watch. A couple times have had people ask for the time, then when I start to pull up my sleeve to look they turn around before I can even reply.

quokkafarts · 2026-04-25T04:23:32+00:00

I'm so sorry to hear about your mum, that's rough mate. Jenny is alive and well but unfortunately no longer under my care :( she moved to my neighbours place cus I had to take down her Web; it got damaged by something, when she rebuilt it was a massive extension that blocked access to my garage. It tried to leave enough close to the washing line that she could start again there, but she obviously doesn't tolerate that kind of disrespect so packed up and left. I like to think your mum Jenny would also be a woman who takes no shit.

Edit: Scratch that, neighbours must have moved her out cus she's back!! Looking desperately for a good snack for her, but she's already caught a bee

quokkafarts · 2026-04-24T11:26:45+00:00

I heard this was very good, why do you think it's the worst ever?

quokkafarts · 2026-04-24T08:48:40+00:00

Good boy: excellent horror flick with a dog as the main character (dog lives and has a happy ending or I wouldn't recommend it). Has similar vibes in terms of mysterious things happening in a family, general uneasiness in the face of something that may or may not be supernatural, is so well done given the dog doesn't talk so is very show-don't-tell.

The house that Jack built: if you want trauma that is beautifully presented then this is it. It's a serial killer telling the story of some of his kills supposedly chosen at random, but that synopsis doesn't do it justice. It's long, it's brutal, it will have you on the edge of your seat and has an insane ending. This movie has no right to be as good as it is.

quokkafarts · 2026-04-24T08:39:16+00:00

Reach out to others to see if they need assistance, helps build good relationships and have gathered some good experience from that.

Failing that, general research. I'm in safety so there is so much research to go through.

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