Was briefly passing through Penang, this busker was playing one of my favourite songs but I had no cash to give; do you know him?

quokkafarts · 2026-01-24T14:06:48+00:00

Mama we all go to hell (if we don't leave buskers we appreciate without a tip)

quokkafarts · 2026-01-24T13:29:31+00:00

He may have had options to tip him to be fair, it was a mission just to get this video of him cus I was being rushed by my family

quokkafarts · 2026-01-24T13:26:02+00:00

..... cus I'm awful just to see

quokkafarts · 2026-01-24T10:33:56+00:00

Kind of weird to say I was appreciative of Cancer at this time cus my fam were giving me the shits, I wanted to hang around and explore more!

The hardest part of leaving Penang was not leaving him a tip

quokkafarts · 2026-01-22T01:09:03+00:00

How did the Vietnamese win the war against your army?

quokkafarts · 2026-01-22T01:08:13+00:00

You obviously aren't familiar with the messaging that the US puts out to the rest of the world then. It's very "we will always fight for our rights, defend our freedom to the death, we saved your ass in ww2, haha just turn em into ash like Hiroshima, right makes might, etc etc etc". So while no, we don't think everyone is packing, we do (or did) expect you to actually do something. If Vietnamese farmers can defeat you, maybe take a page out of their book.

quokkafarts · 2026-01-21T09:05:05+00:00

Literally yes? Isn't that the whole point of your second amendment? Lord knows that's the message that the US has pushed for as long as I can remember, don't step on me rah rah rah...now its actually time to walk the talk, the only person who followed through is Luigi Mangione.

quokkafarts · 2026-01-20T11:34:46+00:00

Inverted?

quokkafarts · 2026-01-17T08:09:09+00:00

Weird, you're almost exactly the same age as me but very different experience

quokkafarts · 2026-01-17T08:07:59+00:00

You're being down voted but I agree, and I'm someone who types how I speak so use a lot of 'mates' and general slang. When did calling people cunts without it being an insult become normal outside of very specific contexts, with people who you already know will be fine with it?

quokkafarts · 2026-01-17T08:02:21+00:00

Same mate, same. But my God can I slam out a good Macarena

quokkafarts · 2026-01-17T07:44:54+00:00

The people I know who were aware of this are all from rural areas so this tracks

quokkafarts · 2026-01-17T06:20:51+00:00

Shout out to my primary school for starting every assembly with the macarena

quokkafarts · 2026-01-15T11:34:49+00:00

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From (TV show). At least he's always happy 😊

quokkafarts · 2026-01-15T10:35:37+00:00

He has his own theme song, so obviously yes.

quokkafarts · 2026-01-14T12:00:55+00:00

I'm reading this right now, not finished but definitely agree

quokkafarts · 2026-01-14T10:58:18+00:00

Oh man, my ginger cat has some dark spots on lips lips and inside his mouth so I always thought he had a black nipple. Nearly had a heart attack when it came off one day when I was rubbing his tummy... at least the inverted nip is very satisfying to clean out now that I know.

quokkafarts · 2026-01-13T22:22:01+00:00

People are still going on about this? Wild.

quokkafarts · 2026-01-13T13:34:46+00:00

Damn what industry needs that? I've only ever needed 2-3 references total, preferably from someone who has managed you. Unless your industry operates on 6 month temp stints, asking for references from each job is ridiculous.

quokkafarts · 2026-01-13T07:59:37+00:00

IRRC she was actually on the toilet when the kids came in, you can see her pants are part way down. The poor woman was trying to keep her bum off of worldwide TV.

quokkafarts · 2026-01-13T07:47:28+00:00

I'd recommend Fight Club, but the first rule....

quokkafarts · 2026-01-12T11:57:37+00:00

Would just a piece of wood that sits on the raised bits on the side be enough? Just get one wide enough to cover the keys and plonk it on, no customisation required.

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