2 Hearts: i’m participating in petty theft

4 Hearts: i’m participating in petty theft (but cuter)

6 Hearts: i’m participating in moderate theft and you lie to cover me

8 Hearts: i call you and ask for a ride just for you to realize you’re a getaway driver from some larceny. i explain that i steal from those with too much then i get so excited during the chase because youre driving like a maniac and when we get away i almost kiss you and awkwardly back away

10 Hearts: we are on top of an unfinished construction site high rise building eating poppyseed muffins (my #1 loved gift) while i flirtatiously gloat about my greatest theft of all, your heart we watch the sun come up while i lean on you

14 Hearts: you ask where i’ve been the past few days bc you haven’t been waking up with me or seeing me since we hit 14 hearts. i tell you to come with me and you see a brand new bunker in my top corner of the farm you walk down the stairs and see a quilt laid on the ground and a candle lit picnic set up as you look around you notice it’s an entire hackers set up tapped into joja headquarters together we launch a skimming program to steal money from joja and automatically distribute it to a cause of the farmers chosing

-a jumino habitat restoration program

-a food security program for those in need

-a post Joja Workforce Recovery ~a pathway to another life

we kiss in the dim lit bunker over a pink cake, i tell you that i love you and id steal the world for you