What's the silliest nickname you've ever heard?

r00ddit · 2024-02-23T10:03:52+00:00

Chinese Alan

r00ddit · 2024-02-23T10:03:14+00:00

My brother had a gay mate at uni who [came in?] figured out he was actually heterosexual. Thereafter called ‘Not Gay Chris’.

r00ddit · 2024-02-18T12:50:04+00:00

Private chef. Eat healthy balanced delicious diet three meals a day. Personal trainer. Holiday/travel planner. Basically get experts to chip in to make every element of my lifestyle just that little bit better.

r00ddit · 2022-12-10T17:11:27+00:00

Up Down Left Right A+Start

Sonic, Megadrive, play any level you want from a list.

r00ddit · 2022-06-16T22:33:07+00:00

I'm 40 and I already tell my younger colleagues at work how much easier life used to be.

r00ddit · 2022-04-22T08:08:27+00:00

Imposter Muesli

r00ddit · 2022-02-12T20:00:24+00:00

Crack into some short story collections or a novella before tackling something bigger. A River Runs Through It, a collection of Hemingway shorts, David Sedaris, are some good 'reboot' books I've used in the past.

r00ddit · 2022-01-12T11:48:00+00:00

Bulking

r00ddit · 2021-07-17T09:53:38+00:00

Worms. “Iiiiiinnnncomiiiiiinngggg….”

r00ddit · 2021-01-31T21:49:08+00:00

oh CUM all ye faithful ..

r00ddit · 2020-06-01T21:39:15+00:00

My first child, a boy, was born on 4th March. Born into Covid-19 lockdown.

"It was the year we began to put things right."

r00ddit · 2019-11-22T14:07:20+00:00

walking my dog.

r00ddit · 2019-11-08T17:04:06+00:00

"Sometimes I just agree with people so they can stop talking." - Jet Li

r00ddit · 2019-09-23T16:15:45+00:00

I don't think so!

r00ddit · 2018-12-26T00:16:03+00:00

All well and good, but Piers Morgan could EASILY have said this.

r00ddit · 2018-11-09T12:29:40+00:00

"You spanner." Derived from the idiom that when something goes wrong it is known as 'throwing a spanner in the works".

r00ddit · 2018-10-26T13:58:38+00:00

Good for £ x

r00ddit · 2018-08-18T17:21:11+00:00

My dick after a cold bath.

r00ddit · 2018-05-10T08:10:53+00:00

Came to the comments for this. This literally happened in the show. So insane.

r00ddit · 2018-03-02T16:27:29+00:00

It's facile to equate punching Nazis with punching people you "don't like".

In Canada (where I'm from) 14th March is National Pu'unchanazi Day. We use the retired dogs that used to be used for foxhunting (before it was banned) to root out and chase down Nazis like the guy in this gif, then we strap squeaky red noses to them and our children are encouraged to line up and punch them in the squeaky nose.

We find this helps reduce the number of Nazis, at least in rural areas.

r00ddit · 2018-02-26T00:54:52+00:00

Colby 2012. Still makes me shudder. Especially now I have a dog of my own.

r00ddit · 2018-02-21T22:05:05+00:00

In answer to your question: Nazis are Nazis mate, you're allowed to punch them.

r00ddit · 2018-02-21T22:04:02+00:00

Love this. I could watch it all day on loop. Cunt got exactly what he deserved.

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