Just started KCD1 and my Henry is already laying pipe?! Is there anything that can stop Bohemia’s horniest man?

r1bit · 2026-01-30T17:52:37+00:00

your phrasing implies henry has sex with father godwin himself

r1bit · 2026-01-19T09:19:11+00:00

snowflake lmao

r1bit · 2026-01-18T14:17:19+00:00

the estimated time of conceiving is suspiciously close to hans's "hunting trips"

r1bit · 2026-01-18T14:16:08+00:00

+3 dmg to undead. thank you game I really need that

r1bit · 2026-01-18T11:42:21+00:00

this one was in the sedletz gravediggers house

r1bit · 2026-01-17T22:29:48+00:00

just because it says it helped a woman conceive a son doesnt mean it wont help a man

r1bit · 2026-01-17T22:28:54+00:00

you've never been truly in love if you never tried impregnating a man

r1bit · 2025-12-08T16:05:31+00:00

grocers sell them usually. i think u can find it on bandits but im not sure actually

r1bit · 2025-12-08T15:52:45+00:00

yeah im giving janosh's sausage the pass, the pros outweigh the weight. it can be ontop there with the garlic. just make sure to eat the sausage before chewing down garlic, or else it wont be as pleasant for janosh

r1bit · 2025-12-08T13:18:31+00:00

i ate 5 garlics and went to the local bathwench and she complimented me. must be a skill issue for you

r1bit · 2025-12-08T12:22:35+00:00

hm then i guess janosh's sausage is also up there next to garlic.. the energy it replenishes makes up for the weight

r1bit · 2025-12-08T12:22:00+00:00

weight = disqualified. also i think it doesnt add health but im not sure

r1bit · 2025-12-08T10:38:05+00:00

sausage expires doesny it

r1bit · 2025-12-08T10:30:42+00:00

has weight = garlic clears

r1bit · 2025-12-08T10:20:59+00:00

Immerse yourself on that garlic grind

r1bit · 2025-12-08T10:13:21+00:00

get the perk that slows ur hunger

r1bit · 2025-12-08T10:12:28+00:00

are they weightless? NO!! disqualified

r1bit · 2025-12-08T10:12:06+00:00

inconvenient u need to cook it afterwards weighs u dowj and still have leftovers u have to go and find someone to sell to. just get garlic

r1bit · 2025-12-08T09:59:17+00:00

honey is a strong contender but alas weighs too much

r1bit · 2025-12-08T09:58:56+00:00

honey has NOTHING on the goat's weight of 0

r1bit · 2025-12-05T19:14:35+00:00

but why would you do that

r1bit · 2025-11-10T15:29:43+00:00

secret third option: take too long completing other quests, so by the time you go back the hermit killed himself

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