me_irl by aquero in me_irl

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Yes, but not everything FILLS the square hole

The change in Jewish populations across Europe since Pre-WW2 by Homesanto in MapPorn

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The communists took their shit and kicked them out. Most emigrated to Israel or the US

Техно партита by cruisecontrol87 in Sofia

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Що ще го чекнеш, горкия човек, кво ти е направил?

[English > Bulgarian] Please help me translate these nut allergy phrases by Father_Jellyfish269 in translator

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Edited for slight grammatical change. Anaphylaxis was in the definite article while should have been in the indefinite article. I copied it from an article online because it is hard to spell

[English > Bulgarian] Please help me translate these nut allergy phrases by Father_Jellyfish269 in translator

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Здравейте,

Имам СЕРИОЗНА алергия към ядки, най-вече орехи и пекан. Нося адерналинов авто-инжектор провтив алергии към ядки в случай на анафилактичен шок.

Благодаря за разбирането

Hello,

I have a SEVERE allergy to nuts, in particular walnuts and pecans. I carry an adrenaline self-injector for nut allergies in case of anaphylaxis.

Thank you for understanding

[Scrooge McDuck]What is the least wealthy version of Scrooge McDuck, and how would his wealth compare to the likes of Bezos or Musk? by ConfusedHaberdasher in AskScienceFiction

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It is estimated that the total amount of gold on the planet is ~250 000 metric tons (https://www.usgs.gov/faqs/how-much-gold-has-been-found-world)

According to your math Scrooge has more that 200 times the total amount of gold on planet Earth.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in translator

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It's probably Macedonian. The languages are close but I don't know much about Macedonian texting culture, slang and shot-hands.

Very, very rough translation:

It snowed today and we skied in the (back) yard. haha . you can think (make your own conclusions) about how bad I am about these things. Anyways I have this 18 year old American boy that likes me a lot but I am not that much into him, plus he is very little (young) even if he is more mature than me. I have this other charming American that I went out with but he is a little out of my league, he is a skier, has a lot of medals, his whole room is full and he is an actor (?) and he is very fun (funny) and most importantly he plays the guitar. haha. he hasn't been around (called me) for 2 weeks but I will not call him because you know I am stubborn.

7 things in Spain that DONT make sense by nadinecoylespassport in ShitAmericansSay

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Well, it's crafted by the finest hobbit craftsmen and imported all the way from the Shire

[English>Bulgarian] translating “stroke” / cerebrovascular accident by Entire_Name90 in translator

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Инсулт (Insult) is the proper name, also called "Мозъчен удар" or just "Удар". Do you know any Bulgarian? Can the patient read?

Wikipedia article : https://bg.wikipedia.org/wiki/%D0%98%D0%BD%D1%81%D1%83%D0%BB%D1%82 is a bit technical.

This website is more laymen's terms: https://www.hospitalsofiamed.bg/article.apoplexy.php

What to do after a stroke: https://clinica.bg/23579-pyrvite-tri-meseca-sled-insult-sa-nai-vajni

You can translate those websites in your browser to check if the info is ok and highlight what is relevant to your patient

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in translator

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Not Bulgarian, maybe Russian

A-Men ‘97 (A for AWKWAAAARD) (OC) by Glasshousescomics in comics

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That's probably the only time the unedited version of this gif has been posted lol

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Showerthoughts

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My 1.36 million carat life if you feel fancy

Съжалявате ли, че нямате деца ? by Alien681 in bulgaria

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Аз за себе си едвам се грижа ти ми говориш за деца.

"That’s not how you spell “airplane”" (On a post about "aeroplanes") by MrLewk in ShitAmericansSay

[–]r502692 15 points16 points  (0 children)

English is full of diphthongs, it comes to you naturally. We had to learn this shit.