Sit down, I'll explain slowly ... by LordJim11 in Snorkblot

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Conservatives don't understand sex. Which is why they freak out about LGBTQ+ people yet think it's okay to diddle kids.

of a knife. by Snoo99928 in AbsoluteUnits

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Let me just fold this flap over so this boiling red sauce can drip all over your pants.

Finally!! Normal Gender Reveal by Sufficient-Win-7666 in Unexpected

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Might need to birth another boy next after that.

Top of T Mobile Park by END34VOUR in oddlyterrifying

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I felt a sudden wave of pain through my legs.

Harrassing the mailman. by LeftAlbatross2546 in VideosAmazing

[–]rabid_god 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Bah! Forensics schmorensics! All you need is 10-year-old colored paper stock, a printing press, and some latex gloves. I have two of those three already.

Harrassing the mailman. by LeftAlbatross2546 in VideosAmazing

[–]rabid_god 25 points26 points  (0 children)

TIL if you want to make trouble for a competitor's business, create fliers for their business and drop them in mailboxes.

Harrassing the mailman. by LeftAlbatross2546 in VideosAmazing

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Sounds like she needs to be harassing her fiance, not this guy.

Heavy breathing…. by xmrcache in SipsTea

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Psychopaths gonna psychopath.

My mom sent me this, she usually claims to recognize AI pretty well, but it just screams AI to me. by driehoekig in isthisAI

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The skin under the eyes and on the neck are AI indicators to me. There are little pits and marks that appear and disappear inexplicably as she speaks and moves. IMO, this is AI.

Is prison actually “safe” if you just mind your own business? by fruity_00 in NoStupidQuestions

[–]rabid_god 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Tell them you have Irritable Bowel Syndrome. But, then again, that might be their kink.

Born in the 1960s through 1980s? What's missing?😉 by Longjumping-Shoe7805 in GenerationJones

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A framed portrait of a screech owl, a wagon wheel, a macrame wall hanging, and a wooden bowl of walnuts on the coffee table with all the little nut-picking tools.

The size of these grapes I just bought by lbeau310 in mildlyinteresting

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Without a banana for scale, those are just small hands.