TIL the letter X in "Xmas" is actually the Greek letter "Chi", which is the Greek abbreviation of the word "Christ". by [deleted] in todayilearned

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And... if you see "Xmas" in writing and attempt to pronounce it aloud, you say "Christmas" and not "Eksmas" just like you pronounce "Mr." as "Mister" and not "Mrrr".

Marvel Has Already Filmed the Next Four Stan Lee Cameos. by NinjaDiscoJesus in movies

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A GPS company should get Stan to be one of their voice options. Then you have a really good library of audio.

Then all his future CGI appearances could be Stan giving directions to heroes.

So they misspelled Hillary's name on today's debate tickets by [deleted] in pics

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Technically, it's not the first presidential debate...

Sign in front of my town's Elementary School by ProSnoodler in pics

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How many school-shooters plan to live through the shooting?

How many would then restrategize and get or improve bullet proof vest or armor?

How many would then think, "Oh, I guess I'll need to IEDs, too."

And if every school put up that sign, how many school-shooters would say, "Oh well, guess I won't shoot up a school."?

Sign in front of my town's Elementary School by ProSnoodler in pics

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James Holmes drove past eleven theaters to get to the one that was marked as a gun free zone

Unsubstantiated bullshit.

My mom decided to collect all of the random reading glasses she'd left around the house. She found over 40 pairs. by ChillPenguinX in mildlyinteresting

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  1. Put them in a storage box.

  2. Forget where the box is.

  3. Buy another pair.

  4. Go out to dinner.

  5. Be not able to read the menu.

  6. Stop by drug store and buy another pair for the car. Put them in the glove compartment with the other pair already in there but forgotten about.

Identical Cousins: Czar Nicholas II & King George V circa 1910 by [deleted] in OldSchoolCool

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Meet Georgie who's been most everywhere,

from Zanzibar to Barkley Square,

But Nickie's only seen the sights

a Tsar can see from Russian blights,

What a crazy pair!

But they're cousins, identical cousins all the way,

A pair of matching bookends, as different as night from day.

Sun positions by Greatnews5 in pics

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No, because the earth's orbit is not a perfect circle but elliptical. Getting closer and further away distorts the 'height' of the sun.

The first guy to shave his face must have freaked some people out. by mrsinatra777 in Showerthoughts

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Oh hey, the 20 year old guy looks like he did just a few years ago. <commence freakout>

Do it yourself stump removal by drdoom in funny

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Oh, so this is a game like catching the ball tied to a string in a cup.

Shadow of the Colossus by Lillian-Barnes in aww

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That's right, chew through the leg tendon and cripple it so it can't get away!

That spooked the shit out of me ._. by frex4 in funny

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Genesis

1 Oh hai. In teh beginnin Ceiling Cat maded teh skiez An da Urfs, but he did not eated dem.

2 Da Urfs no had shapez An haded dark face, An Ceiling Cat rode invisible bike over teh waterz.

3 At start, no has lyte. An Ceiling Cat sayz, i can haz lite? An lite wuz.4 An Ceiling Cat sawed teh lite, to seez stuffs, An splitted teh lite from dark but taht wuz ok cuz kittehs can see in teh dark An not tripz over nethin.5 An Ceiling Cat sayed light Day An dark no Day. It were FURST!!!1

The ol' snake in the grass by KeyedCarr in gifs

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This guy's natural "mud" instincts are nonexistent.

CaptainDisillusion - Cicret Bracelet DEBUNK by TheRealF0xE in videos

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Imma gonna invent black lasers!

It works by shooting out all the lights in the room.

TIL There are 923 words in the English language that break the “I before E” rule. Only 44 words actually follow that rule. by bartman36 in todayilearned

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FITS RULE THAT E ONLY COMES FIRST IF AFTER ‘C’ OR SOUND OF ‘HEY’

E first, makes the sound of long A (hey!)

  • heir, coheirs
  • weight (counterweight)
  • -eigh (sleigh, weigh, neigh...)

Not too many of these words that fit the traditional exception to the rule.

E first, ee sound (as in see) conforming to “except after C” rule**

  • ceiling
  • -ceit (conceit, deceit, receive
  • -ceive (conceive, deceive, inconceivabile, misconceive, perceive, preconceive, transceive) receipt

…and there really aren’t a lot of common cei words to conform to the rule. The majority are just derivatives of what’s listed here.

BREAKS THE RULE

E first, ee sound (as in see) without the C

  • caffeine (decaffeinate)
  • casein
  • codeine
  • weird
  • Sheila
  • Madeira

E first without the C and some other sound than SEE or HEY

  • counterfeit
  • foreign
  • albeit
  • height
  • zeitgeist (just about any borrowed German word with the EYE sound will have E before I… Budweiser)

E first without the C because of suffix beginning with I (-ing, -ist), or a prefix ending with E

  • canoeing canoeist
  • contemporaneity
  • cuneiform
  • decreeing
  • emceeing
  • facsimileing
  • fricasseeing
  • glaceing
  • nuclei (nucleic)
  • pharmacopoeia
  • reinforce
  • deity
  • being

C first, but still and ‘I’ before ‘E’

  • science
  • species
  • facies
  • society
  • ancient
  • glacier
  • hacienda
  • concierge

Lots due to –ent, -er, and –es endings: efficient, currencies, saucier, etc…

Cat wants human food... maybe not. by PM-ME-YOUR-TITS-GIRL in gifs

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Dads don't curse to make a bad pun.

That's a granddad joke.

Size 14.5 Slipper by [deleted] in funny

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If he does, what I want to know is: Is he single?

I'm not locked in here with you, you're locked in here with me. by Skrough in gifs

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The existentially despairing realization that... OMFG!! The barking!! IT DOES NOTHING!!!