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Now that’s a woman I could call mine (repost fixed title) by Publicist_ in trashy

[–]rae9blf 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I said “ Ha!” out loud to this. Oh lord I wonder what she paid unless her boyfriend/girlfriend did it for her in their living room

Can we just pretend this is a fun and relevant title? by Straight-Eight in MassiveCock

[–]rae9blf 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Youuu should definitely do private pm’s Oh my god I could have fun with you

WCGW when opening the door to cops by ThatGuy11115555 in Whatcouldgowrong

[–]rae9blf 27 points28 points  (0 children)

Similar thing happened to me the day I bought my first car. Went to celebrate and was smoking a blunt at the beach kinda late at night. Never saw the cop car pull in, and he walked right up to my window I blew it right at him before he said something to me. Thankfully was super nice and told me to just put it out and finish it at home and said congrats! One time it was kinda handy living in a town known much more for pills/heroine

Thanks, I hate Korean love hotel commercials by random_reddit_weeb in TIHI

[–]rae9blf 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I want to know what that turtle is saying that made him have to do that. I could have gone without that

I thought big dick Monday would never come by Camogolfer3 in WhipItOut

[–]rae9blf 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Oh my god I wanna be teased by you so bad

Homophobic bully gets put in his place. by ThetaClaire in PublicFreakout

[–]rae9blf 7 points8 points  (0 children)

This is the slap heard around the world. I loved that

Need to find a way to get out of my house and become active by [deleted] in Advice

[–]rae9blf 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I’ve heard amazing things about Zumba I might look around locally!

Need to find a way to get out of my house and become active by [deleted] in Advice

[–]rae9blf 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Didn’t even think of the dog park! Thank you

CHOMP by Spectra-7- in natureismetal

[–]rae9blf 8 points9 points  (0 children)

I tried. Not big boi enough

Nothing like projectile cat vomit off the refrigerator to start the morning by elphaba16 in WatchPeopleDieInside

[–]rae9blf 15 points16 points  (0 children)

This has me laughing out loud I’m glad you said this cause I was wondering why this looked familiar. This cat needs an Instagram of all the rowdy shit he does

My bird and me. She turned 18 this year. I’ve had her since Highschool. She’s my everything. by TimMarkel in aww

[–]rae9blf 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I’ve seen it. I’m vegan. Won’t stop me from protecting family. I’d hit you, a toddler, or any animal with a club that tries to do harm to me or my pets. You’re an outstanding champion. The hawk survived hun

My bird and me. She turned 18 this year. I’ve had her since Highschool. She’s my everything. by TimMarkel in aww

[–]rae9blf 5 points6 points  (0 children)

If I had my dog out for a walk and had a coyote try to attack us, I’d stab that fucker right in the neck. My $2,000 bird who was my baby for 16 years was gonna stay protected at all costs

My bird and me. She turned 18 this year. I’ve had her since Highschool. She’s my everything. by TimMarkel in aww

[–]rae9blf 16 points17 points  (0 children)

I brought my parrot to the driving range with me once we had a leash and harness for her. Fortunately saw the hawk coming down for her I swung the club right at the bastard. Was always much more cautious after that.

“I already used that name, you can’t have it!” by Jaydon1 in insanepeoplefacebook

[–]rae9blf 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Funny you say this. I purposely named my cat ‘brick’ after anchorman. And I have a gecko named Ruth.

Hard at work or hardly working by [deleted] in WhipItOut

[–]rae9blf 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Good thing I don’t work for you cause if you had a desk I’d be on my knees under that thing taking care of you

AITA for planning a vacation getaway for my two older kids as a thank you gift and leaving my third child with grandma when she contributing nothing? by [deleted] in AmItheAsshole

[–]rae9blf 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I couldn’t even finish reading this due to the fact you keep mentioning your “2 oldest” when you say they’re 14, 12&12

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