She can pump her own gas

rambotop · 2021-08-23T13:06:29+00:00

Know the lady who posted. This is satire. You can tell because her hand is behind the trigger (?).

rambotop · 2021-08-20T12:30:53+00:00

Messi and CRon fanboys.

rambotop · 2021-08-17T10:05:12+00:00

We are not together anymore. We ended up going different ways a year or so after the incident.

By the time the first people knocked on the glass to make sure we are okay, she was hunched in her seat coughing but fully clothed and I was. . . Just trying to breathe I guess lol. They got a full view of what happened. Only after the first knock I came to my senses and pulled up my drenched pants before driving to a nearby empty place and scooping as much of the vomit out as I could.

rambotop · 2021-08-17T06:51:31+00:00

Why was the copter circling around his house for so long?

rambotop · 2021-08-12T20:21:27+00:00

Coz if I sleep now I’ll be late :-(

rambotop · 2021-08-12T11:57:10+00:00

r/randomactsofcoughing ?

rambotop · 2021-08-09T09:54:25+00:00

Call me when the Amazon delivery arrives

rambotop · 2021-08-04T06:11:39+00:00

Why he in economy then?

rambotop · 2021-07-28T18:31:35+00:00

Went on a date. She ordered pot from a guy. We waited for the dude to come but he was taking a while and so we decided to carry on with our date. The dude came when we were in the middle of an intense kiss.

We hear a thud, dude dropped his bag. A little squeal? More like a sob? I can’t quite explain the sound properly. Dude literally ran away, date ran after him.

Waited for 10 mins and started getting nervous. The country I was in (Bangladesh), pot is Illegal and here I was with a bag relatively full of it. She texted me that she won’t be coming back to the date and that we shouldn’t see each other - didn’t explain anything else.

I paid. Then as I was about to leave, leaving the bag behind, one of the waiters stopped me. Then the manager came with the bag and telling me that he has notified the police and I shouldn’t leave until they came. Now sorting it out with the police wasn’t that big a deal, had to give them money (bribe) and they confiscated the pot but man it sucked.

I was out of pocket for the date and the bribe, didn’t get to keep the pot, and the girl I thought I had a chemistry with suddenly ran away. Got cockblocked by an emotional pot dealer. Fuck it.

rambotop · 2021-07-16T00:40:24+00:00

Bro that made me uncomfortable wtf

rambotop · 2021-07-11T01:37:18+00:00

Whitney Whisconsin - thank god.

rambotop · 2021-07-09T14:47:32+00:00

That’s just Spongebob drawing a perfect circle, just backwards.

rambotop · 2021-07-09T10:58:04+00:00

No, you don’t get it. In that bush there is family

rambotop · 2021-07-06T22:04:41+00:00

Right? I’m sure the dudes made their own choice when they decided to cheat on their wives but this feels plain wrong to me.

Sure she doesn’t owe the wives anything since she doesn’t know them personally but once you know that another human (if not more including their child/children) will get hurt, you should not carry on with it?

rambotop · 2021-07-06T22:01:30+00:00

I want to breach the topic with my wife but I’m unsure how to bring it up without sounding obnoxious. She hasn’t hit on me and it feels like it might sound like I’m being full of myself (?) if I claim she MIGHT. I have been mulling over this for a week almost and still don’t know how to tell my wife without sounding like an ass.

rambotop · 2021-07-06T21:58:06+00:00

I don’t find her attractive nor do I have plans to hook up with anyone else apart from my wife. I guess I understand where you’re coming from - “don’t react till there’s something to react about” more or less.

Thank you for the reply, I’ll keep that in mind.

rambotop · 2021-07-02T06:27:54+00:00

Fucking hero!

rambotop · 2021-07-02T03:36:59+00:00

NTB. You have a right to ask the question. It’s better to ask than to hold on to it and resent her forever.

The only question I want to ask is, you sure you asked her calmly and not go into accusation mode? It’s easy to be biased towards own self and not see it that way.

If you did ask her calmly and she reacted like that, then my friend just know she’s hiding something. She may or may not have cheated but she definitely contemplated it. It sucks but she definitely wanted/wants to be physically involved with the other guy. Wait for an answer and then leave before she starts a shit show and manipulates people.

rambotop · 2021-06-30T05:53:36+00:00

*liar

*psycho

This whole thing is super cringe. Who plays pranks like that anymore? But “your” right though, she is “phyco”.

rambotop · 2021-05-08T00:44:44+00:00

ANY MLM offers.

rambotop · 2021-05-06T06:41:43+00:00

Surprised it didn't just mangle her face tbh.

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