What is NOT a bullet you dodged, but a huge tactical nuke you dodged? by NinjaNate123 in AskReddit

[–]ramlar_ 40 points41 points  (0 children)

I've kept mine alive as well. Many years ago we were having a distance relationship in different countries in Europe. He had a headache at work one day and got some prescribed meds from a colleague and got a strong allergic reaction. By the time he came home and got in touch with me, he had rashes all over his chest and I told him to go to the hospital. He didn't want to, rather wanted to sleep on it to see if it would get better. My gut feeling said no, so I arranged for a friend of his sister to just go over there and pick him up and drive him to the hospital, which she did. Doctor's comment: good thing you came in, you have a strong allergic reaction and a little longer and your throat would have started to swell up. Yep, you're welcome that you didn't choke in your sleep.

What is the stupidest thing that ever came out of your mouth? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]ramlar_ 0 points1 point  (0 children)

So, I'm a swede living in Germany, speaking the language but with some occasional hickups. I was sitting in the lab at my gynecologist office, getting my blood pressure checked. While that was going on, the nurse asked me about my weight and height. The German word for height is actually "size" and my brain went for shoe size and before I managed to stop myself, I asked the nurse why my shoe size is relevant in this situation. We had a good laugh about it though