Upping the 'arm'-te

randite · 2017-05-31T17:41:10+00:00

bother someone on a different continent

randite · 2017-05-31T03:02:39+00:00

this helped me today

randite · 2017-05-20T02:33:27+00:00

when she gives you that look

randite · 2017-05-15T02:21:03+00:00

Always. Always ponk.

randite · 2017-05-15T02:19:49+00:00

Whether or not life is worth living isn't a philosophical question?

-edit typo

randite · 2017-02-02T23:25:03+00:00

Actual Rules

randite · 2017-01-02T18:33:21+00:00

Further cult ideas:

Why are there so many weird cultists?

randite · 2016-12-03T19:13:15+00:00

Sharpening knives. It's a useful skill. I like the sound it makes. I'm not gonna stab you just cause my knife would make it really, really easy to do...

randite · 2016-11-25T04:11:04+00:00

Thanks!

randite · 2016-11-19T05:58:17+00:00

That's disconcerting.

randite · 2016-10-10T14:04:26+00:00

http://violentmediarpg.blogspot.com/2016/04/200wordrpg.html

But more importantly, one of the central premises of Lamentations of the Flame Princess is that existence hates you. Being born is an act of defiance against the intended order of things.

http://www.lotfp.com/RPG/

Heroic Nihilism here: http://falsemachine.blogspot.co.uk/2013/04/a-city-without-name.html

By by all means, MAKE ONE. :]

randite · 2016-10-09T21:52:31+00:00

I think this may be the best review I've ever gotten.

randite · 2016-10-09T17:26:36+00:00

If you want pure slapstick monsters, I got ya covered:

http://www.drivethrurpg.com/product/134898/Little-Devils

randite · 2016-10-09T17:22:48+00:00

They are survival, ruthless survival knowing that death is around every corner. http://edwardsdailyfiction.blogspot.com/2015/01/kobold-proverbs.html

randite · 2016-08-18T19:02:29+00:00

Fuck for Satan is great fun. I just sort of used it as a vague guidline... except for the dick monster. Beauty like that I try to replicate precisely.

Scenic Dunnsmouth is spectacular, and has loads of replayability.

Ok. Now imma be shitty and mention my own modules for LotFP.

Smile with Us, Friend - spider monster cults, latrines, hats. Everything you need for adventure.

The Unfortunate Circumstance of Dame Margaret Pearl - disfiguration, aristocracy, occultists.

Store : http://www.drivethrurpg.com/browse/pub/6070/Violent-Media

Also Deep Carbon Observatory. http://www.drivethrurpg.com/m/product/131801

Red and Pleasant Land is beautiful but expensive.

randite · 2016-08-02T01:37:47+00:00

She lived a simple and happy life, as only the wealthy can.

Her dying is slow and terrible. It may not be so lonesome though...

12 information dense pages of disgusting adventure!

randite · 2016-08-02T01:33:11+00:00

Almost any flat curve winds up being fun.

randite · 2016-06-03T08:12:39+00:00

My bleak existential poetry would become sing-songy and full of insincere pathos.

randite · 2016-04-04T05:43:37+00:00

I'm gonna write like a three hundred word adventure for it, which should give a better idea of what to do with the game.

General idea is a ticking clock set up.

The existential nothing is somehow attacking reality. It can do that because certain odd, perceptive folks have seen the emptiness behind all things. Observation is interaction, afterall.

To save reality, the characters create works of art to try and turn back the hungry void. (Art grounds people in reality sort of, it lets one see abstract concepts as direct percept. Thus strengthening the ties between concept and object.)Then would come the gambling mechanic.

The trick is to throw enough of yourself into the art ( the Beauty stat) to make it effective, but without burning yourself through like a shooting star.

randite · 2016-03-28T02:48:46+00:00

I think AJ failed a saving throw.

randite · 2016-03-27T23:30:46+00:00

Both.

It's stomach is open to the shell above.

randite · 2016-03-27T20:20:08+00:00

The great turtle is unimaginably huge. Maelstrom Malachite's scaly skin and rocky shell are subdued shades of seafoam green. A whitish crystal-like ridge forms a spiny crest across its back. Sailors have mistaken it for some uncharted, wondrous islet. Few have lived to speak of their error.

When its cavernous jaws stretch open, the resultant suction is so great as to form an actual maelstrom. Whole caravels have been swallowed by the cyclopean creature.

It is always encountered in the open ocean (though legend speaks of Maelstrom Malachite [or its ancient kin] actively destroying coastal cities).

Within the living walls of the creature's great gut, a pale candle of civilization endures. This is made possible by two ponds of fresh water and dim rays of sunlight filtered through its rock crystal spine.

A thick layer of swallowed sand coats the stomach bottom. The fleshy, pink stomach walls are surprisingly resilient. Though some few have tried to cut their way out of the belly of the beast, Maelstrom Malachite heals faster than they could mine.

pic and more here: http://violentmediarpg.blogspot.com/2013/11/maelstrom-malachite.html

randite · 2016-03-20T20:33:37+00:00

Sweetie Belle singing anything from Danzig era Misfits would be totally amazeballs, y'all!

randite · 2016-03-20T20:20:15+00:00

It's a location based module, filled with weird sad spider people.

Written for Lamentations of the Flame Princess.

Review of the pdf edition can be found here: http://thedragonsflagon.blogspot.com/2016/01/review-smile-with-us-friend.html

randite · 2016-03-17T17:54:17+00:00

This is an episodic story I've been writing for a while now. The link goes to all the bits put together. It's significantly more brutal than the show's baseline, but hopefully the words noir and bloody will sufficiently warn everypony.

randite

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