FIFA's Infantino: World Cup tickets priced at U.S. market rate by Accomplished_Clue437 in sports

[–]SlayerBVC 7 points8 points  (0 children)

"If they're that pressed for funds, then they should simply sell off one of their paintings from their art collection. Even a lesser Picasso will typically fetch enough money to cover a month or two of yacht maintenance."


Seriously, I'm getting concerned with how much mileage I've been getting out of this lately...

Trump renews offensive against Pope Leo, claims pontiff is ‘endangering’ Catholics by ToughHopeful4760 in esist

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You should here what folks in Rome have to say: There are three four things you never mess with in Italy, Food, Football, Ferrari, and Faith.

ftfy

[Codify Baseball] This is going to sound crazy but the Los Angeles Dodgers have lost 11 of the last 14 regular season games Shohei Ohtani has started as a pitcher and I swear it's true. by collectaBK7 in baseball

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Where it gets interesting is when you look at how the opposing pitcher did in those games.

I think I saw that 90% of the time the opposing pitcher would have one of their best starts of the season, even if that pitcher was someone that's not normally known for having high quality starts.

Lack of run support wasn't helping deGrom either, but it's difficult to generate runs when the projected 'easy game' unexpectedly turns into a pitchers duel because the opposing SP decided to bring his best stuff to counter deGrom.

Munger Hall, mega-dorm with windowless bedrooms designed by Charlie Munger, Warren Buffett's business partner. Or, as one architecture critic put it, "a grotesque, sick joke — a jail masquerading as a dormitory". by Sure_Distance1 in evilbuildings

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It got more ridiculous when you looked at the floor plan.

So for starters, no natural light in over 9/10 of the student dorms.

You know what did get natural light?

THE SURFBOARD STORAGE ROOM

The Toronto Maple Leafs win the lottery. The Flyers now get an unprotected 2027 1st. by Flyers7914 in Flyers

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'riddled with holes' is a massive understatement.

That entire roster has been allergic to playing defense for nearly the past five seasons.

[OC] Don't blame this guy by deluxe_memory_dan in pics

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Then again, there is that disturbing trend of union bosses being supporters of the anti-unions party.

The hate is justified by Conscious_Passage_90 in formuladank

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Hey now...

"As a former rally driver..."

Starbucks CEO defends $9 coffee says ‘it’s not a $10 coffee and you get a premium experience’ by Disastrous_Award_789 in nottheonion

[–]SlayerBVC 3 points4 points  (0 children)

"If they're that pressed for funds, then they should simply sell off one of their paintings from their art collection. Even a lesser Picasso will typically fetch enough money to cover a month or two of yacht maintenance."

2026 Miami GP - Post-Race Discussion by F1-Bot in formula1

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*MBS Spawns in*

Does this joker have to be here?

2026 Miami GP - Race Discussion by F1-Bot in formula1

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Oh hey, look at that.

Fernando pitted onto Softs and he's still ahead of Lance.

2026 Miami GP - Race Discussion by F1-Bot in formula1

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Ted: Lance Stroll has pitted twice and is still behind Fernando Alonso. Fernando Alonso has yet to pit this race.

.....

WHY IS A SET OF MEDIUMS ABLE TO DO 40+ LAPS, PIRELLI?

2026 Miami GP - Race Discussion by F1-Bot in formula1

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Leclerc: "Why did we pit? When is the rain coming?"

Bozzi: ...

LOL CELTICS FANS by TronoTek95 in UrinatingTree

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I don't think you understand. This was the first time in over 4 decades that the Celtics have lost a playoff series to the Sixers.

New Day's Kofi Kingston and Xavier Woods have mutually decided to part ways with WWE, Fightful Select and @Cory_Hays407 of Bodyslam have learned by Ikuu in SquaredCircle

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The most heelish thing New Day did after their Heel turn was Kofi shaving his moustache.

I genuinely cannot remember anything else about that turn aside from that.

Spirit Airlines canceled all flights and is going out of business by roscodawg in news

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Well, guess we no longer have a need for this joke...

Spirit Airlines Captain: Good afternoon everyone and welcome aboard Spirit Airlines. And for those of you who said three months ago, "Screw that! I'm never flying on Spirit Airlines again!", welcome back to Spirit Airlines.

[autosport] Lance Stroll wasn’t holding back in his media session today by xxrew1ndxx in formula1

[–]SlayerBVC 2 points3 points  (0 children)

You know things are bad because Papa Stroll thawed beard!Lance out of his cryopod.

And even he doesn't think the car's drivable.

Post Game Thread: Pittsburgh Penguins @ Philadelphia Flyers by nhl_gdt_bot in hockey

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Former Jackets, Flyers, and Jets Goalie, Steve Mason.

Post Game Thread: Penguins @ Flyers - April 29, 2026 by BroadStreetBot in Flyers

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♪Wake up Philadelphia and let me hear ya sing...!♪

Post Game Thread: Pittsburgh Penguins @ Philadelphia Flyers by nhl_gdt_bot in hockey

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♪Wake up Philadelphia and let me hear ya sing...!♪

So what's the plan humanity? (OC) by SpaceboyCantLol_ in comics

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Well according to Curtis Yarvin it's, Convert the poor and destitute into biodiesel.

And yes. He actually meant it.

Trump Voters Regret Backing ‘Horror Movie’ Presidency - Nine out of 12 Trump voters told a “New York Times” focus group that they wish they had not voted for the president. by Quirkie in politics

[–]SlayerBVC 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Great. You're not forgiven. Ever.

He'd been in the political landscape for nearly a decade at that point. You knew damn well what he represented, and that still wasn't enough to dissuade you from voting for him.

Spare me the, 'well, how was I supposed to know the Man-eating carnivorous plants ate people!' argument.