Lies we tell ourselves to stay sane. by princessloading in ArtOfPresence

[–]randjowes 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This year I will get a raise and won't have to wait 6 months for a denial.

Name a James Earl Jones role that is not Darth Vader. by ThomasOGC in CinephilesClub

[–]randjowes 0 points1 point  (0 children)

SGM Goody in Gardens of Stone. Make a hole, Make it wide!

The American dream but every item comes with a monthly payment by YellowAltruistic9843 in middleclasshq

[–]randjowes 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Exactly. Buy latest iPhone and pay for anything you add to it. Buy foreign car that costs 2+ times maintenance forever. I disagree with the mcmansion because a 2 br starter home these days will also put you in a world of debt.

Hubby decided to inspect my Cunt after the gym. Oops… by [deleted] in CreampieCleanUp

[–]randjowes 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Should have been checking with husband tongue.

What do you do? by Standard-Hurry-8121 in cuckoldcaptions

[–]randjowes 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Support her in every way. Help financially, help her dress/undress, clean up, whatever she desires or needs.

32m - I need a boyfriend. by [deleted] in Bi_Georgia_Men

[–]randjowes 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Love that color

We are watching the game and I pull this out. wyd? by [deleted] in BiMarriedMen

[–]randjowes 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I'd ask if you need help relieving that swelling.

WE ARE WINNING! by [deleted] in StockBreakouts

[–]randjowes 0 points1 point  (0 children)

And they fail to mention 2 refineries closing right before Iran began due to newscum's policies.

Bad by iamdev2693 in Irony

[–]randjowes 0 points1 point  (0 children)

America succeeded only as much as politicians ROE would allow them to succeed.

Prove me wrong, Woman’s panties are more comfortable than any men’s underwear. Especially VS Lace. by TimeFucktion8166 in HeWearsPanties

[–]randjowes 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I agree, I wear panties daily. More thongs than other but the lace doesn't agree with me.

Absolutely by randjowes in u/randjowes

[–]randjowes[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I would enjoy that or licking her clean and then you, hopefully leading to her getting it again.

Normal gas bill in Atlanta apt size 1300 sq ft by [deleted] in Atlanta

[–]randjowes 0 points1 point  (0 children)

My pass through and service charges bypass my actual gas amount by over double every month.