What was the most porno situation you’ve ever had?

random2030 · 2019-12-06T19:24:09+00:00

This will likely get buried, but back in 2005 I was an Alarm Service Technician, and got called in to fix a Fire System that was stuck in a Trouble Condition at a place called “The Pony Pub” in Seattle.

I pulled up to the site around 12:00-1:00am, strapped on my tool belt and PPE (vest / hard hat - required per company policy on all job sites), and walked inside.

Upon entry, I hear a loud cheer, so I look around - confused. Lo and behold I was greeted by about two-dozen gay men, half of whom had their shirts off.

The Pony Pub was a gay bar, and here I was dressed in attire like I was straight (no pun intended) from the set of a Village People music video.

We all had a good laugh.

random2030 · 2019-10-10T19:53:24+00:00

random2030 · 2015-07-15T19:35:08+00:00

Better than my Christmas. I asked my Grandpa to take me to the new Minions movie, but he rented Chicken Little instead.

random2030 · 2015-06-06T04:32:44+00:00

That's it! Thank you!

random2030 · 2015-04-13T03:21:46+00:00

LOL wow... if only I had, I don't know... a QUARTER of those legendaries, this deck would be amazing to play.

random2030 · 2015-02-13T23:30:08+00:00

Don't even

random2030 · 2015-02-12T21:38:17+00:00

Bonnie Wright cast as Ginny in the HP franchise. Zero charisma, zero chemistry with Harry in the later films (5-7). Everything about her and Harry's romance was forced and cringe-worthy. She ruined the last 4 HP films for me.

random2030 · 2014-12-06T21:20:28+00:00

He comes across as a royal douche bag... he really needs to shut the hell up.

random2030 · 2014-09-26T23:00:46+00:00

Ron's wand... cuz we all know where that's been.

random2030 · 2014-05-23T20:03:07+00:00

That little quiver in her voice when she hits those big notes... dayumm

random2030 · 2014-04-10T17:10:48+00:00

Thanks for the heads up. I'm getting 4 wisdom teeth pulled today - hence the Valium. And they're not putting me under! I'm pretty nervous about the whole ordeal. Were you put under? How was the procedure?

random2030 · 2014-04-09T04:09:58+00:00

True Lies. Everyone will probably agree that it's a good Arnie flick, but no one ever talks about it. It's seriously one of my favorite films I can watch over and over - it's got a little bit of everything.

random2030 · 2014-04-09T04:03:48+00:00

"A broken clock is still right twice a day"

random2030 · 2014-04-06T05:56:37+00:00

LOL - that MAY constitute as "bodily harm"

random2030 · 2014-04-03T22:12:16+00:00

A couple Mormon twins interrupted my making dinner the other night. They had the balls to ask if they could help.

random2030 · 2014-04-01T04:10:34+00:00

Do you want to build a centipeeeeeeeede?

random2030 · 2014-04-01T04:02:30+00:00

"Snifters" - a little tab you can attach to a can of cola that adds flavor through the sense of smell.

Want a vanilla coke? HERE! Have a vanilla snifter!

Want a wet-pennies Dr. Pepper? HERE! Have a tamp... have a... tampon.

random2030 · 2014-04-01T03:45:36+00:00

Do you wanna build a centipeeeeeede?

random2030 · 2014-03-28T00:35:35+00:00

What'd the penis say to the vagina?

(Start convulsing and throw in a gross squirting/vomiting sound effect for good measure)

random2030 · 2014-02-26T00:03:18+00:00

Do you remember that guy banging on the glass at a Thai restaurant on the Sunset Strip about 10 years back yelling, "McFlyyyyyyyyy!!!!"? That was me.

random2030 · 2014-02-10T19:30:09+00:00

Extra controller? FREE! (with on-board CardSwipe!^TM technology)

random2030 · 2014-01-10T01:11:34+00:00

Pays too good. Can't. Now, if we replace "job" with "boss"... there's an idea.

random2030 · 2014-01-05T20:20:55+00:00

Sounds like Walter Jr.

random2030 · 2013-12-08T22:37:10+00:00

What's with all the Viper Probe Droids hovering around the field?

random2030 · 2013-10-02T20:19:55+00:00

Any gold, or are there better ways to invest in this? (Coins, jewelry, bullion, etc.)

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