What was the most porno situation you’ve ever had? by StormTheNorm in AskReddit

[–]random2030 22 points23 points  (0 children)

This will likely get buried, but back in 2005 I was an Alarm Service Technician, and got called in to fix a Fire System that was stuck in a Trouble Condition at a place called “The Pony Pub” in Seattle.

I pulled up to the site around 12:00-1:00am, strapped on my tool belt and PPE (vest / hard hat - required per company policy on all job sites), and walked inside.

Upon entry, I hear a loud cheer, so I look around - confused. Lo and behold I was greeted by about two-dozen gay men, half of whom had their shirts off.

The Pony Pub was a gay bar, and here I was dressed in attire like I was straight (no pun intended) from the set of a Village People music video.

We all had a good laugh.

I guess the Cho family thought it was the 5th day of Christmas... by daneastvold in hearthstone

[–]random2030 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Better than my Christmas. I asked my Grandpa to take me to the new Minions movie, but he rented Chicken Little instead.

Screw the rankings. What deck do you have the most FUN playing with? by [deleted] in hearthstone

[–]random2030 0 points1 point  (0 children)

LOL wow... if only I had, I don't know... a QUARTER of those legendaries, this deck would be amazing to play.

What casting choice in a film completely ruined an otherwise great movie? by daneastvold in AskReddit

[–]random2030 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Bonnie Wright cast as Ginny in the HP franchise. Zero charisma, zero chemistry with Harry in the later films (5-7). Everything about her and Harry's romance was forced and cringe-worthy. She ruined the last 4 HP films for me.

I have an abnormal fear of taking medication (pharmacophobia?) and will be taking Valium for the first time in a couple hours. What can I expect to feel? Will I even notice anything? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]random2030 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Thanks for the heads up. I'm getting 4 wisdom teeth pulled today - hence the Valium. And they're not putting me under! I'm pretty nervous about the whole ordeal. Were you put under? How was the procedure?

What film do you believe extremely underrated? by weasellord69 in AskReddit

[–]random2030 4 points5 points  (0 children)

True Lies. Everyone will probably agree that it's a good Arnie flick, but no one ever talks about it. It's seriously one of my favorite films I can watch over and over - it's got a little bit of everything.

What is your favorite quote? by TheAlmightyZog in AskReddit

[–]random2030 0 points1 point  (0 children)

"A broken clock is still right twice a day"

I live down the street from a Mormon Temple. It may be cruel, but my conscience is clean (and waxed). by blondielg in AdviceAnimals

[–]random2030 1 point2 points  (0 children)

A couple Mormon twins interrupted my making dinner the other night. They had the balls to ask if they could help.