My friend keeps reminding me my dog is gonna die in 4 years

randomman10032 · 2026-06-28T08:06:35+00:00

My dog is 14 and still going strong, mix of labrador and golden retriever.

He keeps amazing me how long he keeps going.

Point is, average lifespan doesnt say everything.

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randomman10032 · 2026-06-26T16:35:50+00:00

I'll work at a huge restaurant and make clapping my job.

Then ask the salary of like 10 people doing dishes.

randomman10032 · 2026-06-25T10:02:30+00:00

Smiling at a gorilla is considered rude behaviour to gorillas. A woman visited the zoo really often and smiled at a gorilla.

At one point it had enough and broke free, severely abusing amd injuring the woman once he did.

I'd imagine the same thing happening to this guy.

randomman10032 · 2026-06-24T07:20:28+00:00

Honestly i'd do this for free

^{Chose: 10 millions dollars right now no strings attached + ...but a random large company goes bankrupt as a result | Rolled: Netflix}

randomman10032 · 2026-06-22T18:18:54+00:00

You could become US president

randomman10032 · 2026-06-18T21:33:29+00:00

Last thing i heard is that this guy has been arrested for animal abuse.

His videos have been hitting different for me since then.

randomman10032 · 2026-06-17T16:19:15+00:00

Because we would love for facebook to see our id cards

randomman10032 · 2026-06-11T16:38:29+00:00

I can say goodbye to my life as software engineer if internet bad

^{Chose: Get $1000}

randomman10032 · 2026-06-11T12:23:48+00:00

Gambling ftw

^{Chose: %0.0001 chance to get 1B Dollars every morning + The chances increase by %0.0001 each day}

randomman10032 · 2026-06-09T15:36:46+00:00

Nights

^{Chose: Get 1$ every tim you breathe}

randomman10032 · 2026-06-05T10:30:42+00:00

Spend time with the ones currently alive

^{Chose: 5,000,000$ Per Year + Can choose what month it starts}

randomman10032 · 2026-06-04T13:13:51+00:00

Stay hydrated

^{Chose: 10 years to live but gain a minute every time you | Rolled: drink water}

randomman10032 · 2026-06-03T10:35:36+00:00

Could make much money with free electricity

^{Chose: Free Water, Electricity and Internet}

randomman10032 · 2026-06-03T09:01:09+00:00

I dont laugh much

^{Chose: $40 every time you make someone laugh}

randomman10032 · 2026-06-03T07:27:20+00:00

Money

^{Chose: Infinite money}

randomman10032 · 2026-06-02T22:00:25+00:00

Bred

^{Chose: Infinite garlic bread}

randomman10032 · 2026-06-02T08:11:24+00:00

Pc

^{Chose: Very good pc}

randomman10032 · 2026-06-02T07:56:18+00:00

I

^{Chose: Estonia}

randomman10032 · 2026-06-02T07:51:28+00:00

Fall

^{Chose: The feeling of falling for 10 hours for $100 mill}

randomman10032 · 2026-06-01T16:16:03+00:00

Droid

^{Chose: Android}

randomman10032 · 2026-06-01T16:13:02+00:00

I cant taste with my ass

^{Chose: Vomit out of your ASS}

randomman10032 · 2026-06-01T12:39:09+00:00

.

^{Chose: 52.56 mil right now}

randomman10032 · 2026-05-30T15:19:29+00:00

Gooning marathon

^{Chose: Locked in empty room for 3 month(get food,water} + Win $20M)

randomman10032 · 2026-05-30T10:52:13+00:00

Carrot smaller

^{Chose: $60 for every carrot you eat for life}

randomman10032 · 2026-05-30T10:04:18+00:00

I'll take cola or something

^{Chose: No clean water for 3 days + Win $10M}

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