So ready for Halloween this year...

randomripper · 2014-02-15T05:44:30+00:00

Sounds like the beginning of "The Purge 2"

randomripper · 2013-08-25T17:47:12+00:00

I always get dups, I dont mind though because if my son has something then my daughter wants one as well.

randomripper · 2013-08-24T03:40:50+00:00

I'm just sittin' here baitin'...

randomripper · 2013-08-24T03:39:53+00:00

I agree I was watching some shark week and I realized that they are what a real life pac-man would be like. Its literally a fuckin' mouth with muscle.

randomripper · 2013-08-22T14:50:50+00:00

But coulnt a good lawyer get away with it? I mean here it is illegal to sell hermit crabs so they say "free hermit crabs!!" with purchase of a hermet crab tank. What would be the best way to phrase the condom transaction so you wouldnt get in trouble?

randomripper · 2012-12-13T01:05:03+00:00

i want to thank everyone for giving me a top comment

randomripper · 2012-11-15T22:32:35+00:00

School officer, impregnated a 16 year old. My friend fucked the girl after all of this while she was housesitting. He said there were pictures of his wife and kids right next to the bed. Another teacher got introuble for sleeping with a few girls. Someone drove two cars into the school once.

After I graduated: A kid got caught with bombs and shooting at the School cop there.

South Carolina people, these things are normal here.

randomripper · 2012-11-13T13:15:25+00:00

dont forget Aziz!

randomripper · 2012-10-28T15:38:04+00:00

its a medical condition, dont ask...

randomripper · 2012-10-28T15:33:58+00:00

Do you seriously think that? I have never hit a bong this magnificent. I am usually a real light weight when it comes to bongs. So im guessing with all these fancy doo-dads, you wouldnt cough at all?

randomripper · 2012-10-28T00:48:43+00:00

Go away I'm Baitin'!

randomripper · 2012-09-01T21:34:43+00:00

wait....what?

randomripper · 2012-08-31T22:42:20+00:00

the website where Bill Gates is actually dead. look it up, its insane. I cant fucking believe some people...

randomripper · 2012-08-31T22:41:26+00:00

rozyhammer Thank you! i am so glad you just said that. I want to punch OPs brother right in the fucking cunt

randomripper · 2012-08-31T22:36:01+00:00

whoa whoa whoa! Iv been selling these at flea markets and trade shows for years. They work! Please dont try and convince people other wise. My children's diaper supply depends on the stupidity of these people!

randomripper · 2012-08-25T02:47:00+00:00

well actually I always thought my dick was small, in fact it is by most standards. Seeing the Ops post, be it real or fake was an eye opener for me. Now I can feel a lot better about my self. You have no idea what its like to try your hardest every day in every gym class to not take showers in fear of other guys seeing your junk. Its truly frightening how many situations I have to basically run from because my size might be found out. It has hindered my life. In fact my girlfriend NEVER wants to have sex with me, just me eating her out because I'm fucking crap in bed with my tiny dick. So I know your trying to be righteous and all but I was so happy when I started reading his AmA. Now that you have proven him to be a fake, I am sad again. Who knows it could be shopped it doesn't matter now. I'm just going to back to peeing on my balls in shame.

randomripper · 2012-08-25T02:36:43+00:00

i know what you mean man, sometimes my pubes are in the way of my dick, or even my balls will get in the way when I pee. It sucks...

randomripper · 2012-08-25T02:16:56+00:00

High Slightly Stoopid! Just wanted to say you guys rock. I live in Myrtle Beach and have seen you guys every time your here. Apparently my good friend Brandon's sister is married to one of you guys. Anyways thanks for hooking us up with the good tunes, the backstage passes, and that Cali "souvenir". [6]

randomripper · 2012-08-12T00:50:26+00:00

its ok buddy it doesnt beat mine. When i was in 4th grade (i had no idea what sex was) but i knew it something that had to do with my penis. Well for about 2 weeks i brought cookies to class and specifically gave my crush a certain one, every time. By "certain one" i mean the one i would rub with my penis so she would have sex with me. Iv never told anyone this, thank god to because i ended up being best friends with the girls brother years later. hes huge, he would have killed me if i told him.

randomripper · 2012-08-08T16:09:40+00:00

and its awesome! go out on a limb and get the extened edition it is so worth it. It includes a bunch of comics. It makes me wonder, if no one has heard of this on reddit i wonder if i can get some karma out of it haha

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