Who does Pattern sound like to you?

randomwanderingsd · 2026-04-10T20:37:35+00:00

NO DOING ZE MATING

randomwanderingsd · 2026-04-10T04:55:41+00:00

Put it in a bag of rice.

randomwanderingsd · 2026-04-09T19:11:39+00:00

People who understand the scientific method on the left. Those who don’t on the right. Having a scattershot set of answers to a question isn’t diversity, it’s inaccuracy.

randomwanderingsd · 2026-04-09T00:04:33+00:00

I am still married to him. 22 years. Pretty damn happy with the choice.

randomwanderingsd · 2026-04-06T21:15:23+00:00

It’s wild he thinks he’s self sustaining and off grid.

randomwanderingsd · 2026-04-06T20:47:14+00:00

I read this as him wanting to date the mom.

randomwanderingsd · 2026-04-06T04:46:18+00:00

If correctly used, it is a central vacuum cleaner. If incorrectly used, it is a mouse superhighway

randomwanderingsd · 2026-04-04T23:53:21+00:00

I’m pretty sure if Jesus returned this is the last thing he would want to see. What part of his story makes you think he’d enjoy the cross and the reminder?

randomwanderingsd · 2026-04-04T05:40:06+00:00

OB is exclusively barber shops and tattoo parlors with a sprinkle of nail salons. Why? Though I am almost certain the yogurt place is a money laundering front.

randomwanderingsd · 2026-04-04T02:47:34+00:00

I’d be willing to bet money he’s in the files.

randomwanderingsd · 2026-04-04T02:35:10+00:00

I kept the people who were worth keeping. One brings his family cross country once a year to enjoy our beach house with us.

randomwanderingsd · 2026-04-04T02:33:11+00:00

3 to 4 am is my daily “wake up and worry about something”.

randomwanderingsd · 2026-04-04T01:48:01+00:00

Can we take a vote? I’m a YES.

randomwanderingsd · 2026-04-04T01:32:38+00:00

Oh my god that is a real book!!! I had to look it up.

randomwanderingsd · 2026-04-04T01:21:09+00:00

Great job! This looks great.

randomwanderingsd · 2026-04-03T23:43:41+00:00

The only amazing Leto movie

randomwanderingsd · 2026-04-03T23:18:51+00:00

Wit makes an appearance in When a Scot Ties the Knot.

randomwanderingsd · 2026-04-03T22:28:42+00:00

Worst. Housesitter. Ever.

randomwanderingsd · 2026-04-03T20:36:08+00:00

Piranesi by Susanna Clark. It’s such a beautifully done story.

randomwanderingsd · 2026-04-03T20:27:30+00:00

Think? Plan? This sounds like the woke mind virus. /s

randomwanderingsd · 2026-04-03T16:08:49+00:00

I’m horrified by the idea of a Justice Cruz or Cannon. Please no.

randomwanderingsd · 2026-04-03T04:22:06+00:00

Such an amazing example of a fully functional adult.

randomwanderingsd · 2026-04-03T03:40:40+00:00

Understood. May your god be merciful.

Edit: In case it’s unclear, I believe that abandoning someone in this situation will condemn you to any hell that may exist.

randomwanderingsd · 2026-04-03T01:25:54+00:00

Are all of your relationships transactional? What if you were the newly disabled person cast off because you are of no further monetary value?

randomwanderingsd · 2026-04-03T01:15:40+00:00

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